free lock

Putting a bike lock through one wheel and around the frame (as opposed to through the frame and around some immovable object) preventing the bike from being rolled (but not carried away).

Oh, that's OK, you can take that post, I'll just free lock over here.

by paulcintoronto October 1, 2008

Door Lock

A system used to keep someone out of the room you're in. Commonly used by Crusty Teenagers when doing something embarrassing!

"A LOCKED DOOR? IMPOSSIBLE! Wait no what am I saying, it's totally impossible! "
-Melvin, YGOTAS
"This Door Lock is preventing me from getting in this Crusty Teenager's room!"

by A Man With Wjdat November 2, 2017

Job Lock

The excuse a person will use to justify cutting their full-time job down to part-time in order to receive unearned tax payer money to help pay for their personal shit they could of paid for before cutting their hours.

Idiot:Obama said people with Job Lock will now be free from work to produce their dreams!!
Guy: Yeah but if you had the money to pursue your dreams you wouldn't be working full time.
Idiot: No. Obama says you can now cut back to part-time and receive money from the government to supplement your person shit!
Guy: That's fuckin stupid. You didn't earn that money and I got to pay for that!!?
Idiot: Don't you care about me and my dreams??
Guy: My dreams don't include paying for yours asshole.

by digital-Pimple February 8, 2014

lock god

lithium, the lock god. no one can compare to him.

yo why did i get logged out my acc
shi u mean locked?
yh
thats js lithium bro hes the lock god
damn

by ellislol October 29, 2023

Lock Pick

Similair to double penitration. When a dick or dildo is shoved in both the vagina and ass at the same time.

Yo, Joe peformed a lock pick on his girl and lets just say, he broke in.

by Gunmaster45 May 3, 2008

Jock-Lock

When a Jock grabs a Nerd after Gym class in the locker room after they're all sweaty and gives the nerd a wedgie and then puts the nerd in head lock and rubs his Sweaty , Smelly Armpit in the Nerds Face

One Time when my pal Dom was in gym class the school bully came up and put in him a Jock-Lock and then after gave him a swrily and hung him up on the Flag pole by his spiderman undies

by wedgie Getter October 7, 2005

ear lock

The condition of being stuck listening to a person ramble on about something you don't particularly care about - usually one on one when you have better things to do.

Sorry I'm late. Bob had me in ear lock talking about his damn kids again.

by BgGb February 15, 2008