Hi, I'm Mike Lewis. I'm here to talk about our lord and savior Martin the GEICO Gecko. He preaches to us our daily prayer, stating that 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance. Vote Mike Lewis as your next Presdident of U.S.A. (United Sheds of America).
Aliases:
-GEICO Insurance Pope
-Candidate for the Faux Educational and School-Directed Student Body Presidency for the year of 2022.
-Dean/Director/Principal/Father Founder of the Sheboigan Wisconsin Academy of Gaming/Gamers (S.W.A.G. Institution)
-Founder of Squirrel With Cool Sunglasses and a Top Hat
-Was rightfully knighted by the Home Depot Excecutive Board after successfully selling over 1.8 billion environmentally friendly sheds in the course of 2 months
Aliases:
-GEICO Insurance Pope
-Candidate for the Faux Educational and School-Directed Student Body Presidency for the year of 2022.
-Dean/Director/Principal/Father Founder of the Sheboigan Wisconsin Academy of Gaming/Gamers (S.W.A.G. Institution)
-Founder of Squirrel With Cool Sunglasses and a Top Hat
-Was rightfully knighted by the Home Depot Excecutive Board after successfully selling over 1.8 billion environmentally friendly sheds in the course of 2 months
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-Sir Mike Lewis.
-Sir Mike Lewis.
by Sir Mike Lewis March 30, 2022
Also known as the “G Lew Classic” or the “Greg Lewis Special”, this is a challenging gym maneuver that adds to any leg day.
This is where one takes a dumbbell in each hand and does a full lap around the gym doing full lunges. It is great at working the glutes, quads, hamstrings, and calves. Perfect to end your workout with.
This is where one takes a dumbbell in each hand and does a full lap around the gym doing full lunges. It is great at working the glutes, quads, hamstrings, and calves. Perfect to end your workout with.
Kyle: “Do you have the 25lbs dumbbells?”
Jonny: “Why, what do you need them for?”
Joel: “He probably wants to hit the Greg Lewis Classic around the gym”
Jonny: “Why, what do you need them for?”
Joel: “He probably wants to hit the Greg Lewis Classic around the gym”
by LilThookah May 29, 2022
A complete douche. Everyones worst nightmare in vinyl format, especially played on sunny Sundays after church, before watching American Gladiators, and after the UPN50 12:00 movie, generally Robocop.
You know, your mom and I went to see Huey Lewis at Harpos when she was pregnant with your sister! Heh, it was great (but it really wasn't).
by Repeatclicks May 02, 2007
someone with a very small dick (penis)
he likes to cut off his eyebrows and likes to eat pens for a living
apparently he is not gayyyy and he did not follow through
he likes to cut off his eyebrows and likes to eat pens for a living
apparently he is not gayyyy and he did not follow through
lewis gorman has a small penis with no eyebrows
by lewis bin December 14, 2016
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