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by BIGDICKLEWIS July 31, 2019
Get the big dick lewismug. Hi, I'm Mike Lewis. I'm here to talk about our lord and savior Martin the GEICO Gecko. He preaches to us our daily prayer, stating that 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance. Vote Mike Lewis as your next Presdident of U.S.A. (United Sheds of America).
Aliases:
-GEICO Insurance Pope
-Candidate for the Faux Educational and School-Directed Student Body Presidency for the year of 2022.
-Dean/Director/Principal/Father Founder of the Sheboigan Wisconsin Academy of Gaming/Gamers (S.W.A.G. Institution)
-Founder of Squirrel With Cool Sunglasses and a Top Hat
-Was rightfully knighted by the Home Depot Excecutive Board after successfully selling over 1.8 billion environmentally friendly sheds in the course of 2 months
Aliases:
-GEICO Insurance Pope
-Candidate for the Faux Educational and School-Directed Student Body Presidency for the year of 2022.
-Dean/Director/Principal/Father Founder of the Sheboigan Wisconsin Academy of Gaming/Gamers (S.W.A.G. Institution)
-Founder of Squirrel With Cool Sunglasses and a Top Hat
-Was rightfully knighted by the Home Depot Excecutive Board after successfully selling over 1.8 billion environmentally friendly sheds in the course of 2 months
"Swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag."
-Sir Mike Lewis.
-Sir Mike Lewis.
by Sir Mike Lewis March 29, 2022
Get the Sir Mike Lewismug. A complete douche. Everyones worst nightmare in vinyl format, especially played on sunny Sundays after church, before watching American Gladiators, and after the UPN50 12:00 movie, generally Robocop.
You know, your mom and I went to see Huey Lewis at Harpos when she was pregnant with your sister! Heh, it was great (but it really wasn't).
by Repeatclicks May 15, 2007
Get the huey lewismug. someone with a very small dick (penis)
he likes to cut off his eyebrows and likes to eat pens for a living
apparently he is not gayyyy and he did not follow through
he likes to cut off his eyebrows and likes to eat pens for a living
apparently he is not gayyyy and he did not follow through
by lewis bin December 14, 2016
Get the lewis gormanmug. by maccam September 3, 2021
Get the Chincy Lewis Diseasemug. by tripppyyyy.casss November 17, 2019
Get the Lewis Middle Schoolmug. Andre Ajani Lewis is the most trustworthy and caring person ever! He always knows how to make you laugh, he always knows the right words to say, and he gives the best hugs ever! His kisses are so gentle and when he puts his arm around you, you just feel so safe. Anytime you want to ramble he will always be there to listen. He defends the people he cares about and is kind to others. Andre is just overall amazing, sweet, cute, adorable, handsome, charming, kind, nice, hot, and perfect!!! And anytime you're scared he'll always say to imagine him being there. Andre Ajani Lewis is so lovable and just overall the best person ever!!❤
Girl 1: Is that Andre Ajani Lewis?
Girl 2: Yeah, he's amazing right? His girlfriend is the luckiest girl ever.
**Another scenario**
Andre's girlfriend(texting Andre): I'm scared.
Andre: Don't worry! Try to imagine me there with you hugging you tightly and kissing you on the forehead, saying I will protect you no matter what.
Girl 2: Yeah, he's amazing right? His girlfriend is the luckiest girl ever.
**Another scenario**
Andre's girlfriend(texting Andre): I'm scared.
Andre: Don't worry! Try to imagine me there with you hugging you tightly and kissing you on the forehead, saying I will protect you no matter what.
by TotallyNotAnahi April 15, 2022
Get the Andre Ajani Lewismug.