Keyboard Warriors

A keyboard warrior is a bitch/nigga who acts tough on social media behind a screen but in life they are quiet and don't wanna post up

Keyboard warriors
Them on social:” I will beat the living shit out of you”👿
Them in life:............👀

by Okkkurrrrt November 14, 2019

Keyboard spam

When someone gets super excited online (mostly on fanfiction sites) and spams letters on a keyboard in a comment out of excitement. (ex. nfdicuneihdnxo, shnedjhxnudlios;', or even jeduhjednhxjksn.)

"nkgrfhnchkjesmwjlskdnb he's so pretty guys!" Said user Bloop98 on wattpad. They proceeded to apologise for the keyboard spam and form coherent words.

by Firespirit979 November 16, 2021

Keyboarder

A person who listens to many different genres of music and is very hard to label. Spends most of their time on the Internet. Main genres listened to are Rammstein, Horrorpops, The Meteors, Marilyn Manson, Batmobile, Hanzel und Gretyl, etc. Also has an undying love for Germany.

Person: Wow, G and Nick are the original keyboarders!
Person2: Kickass.

by Christoph106 September 19, 2008

Keyonte

When a guy loves to eat ass and butt stuff but is afraid to admit it.

"Hey I heard billy eats ass"

" Yeah but he's a real Keyonte about it!"

by ItsShiro October 20, 2016

keyonia

She has low self esteem has interest in law very religious but she is also very shy and sweet dislikes makeup is very athletic loves sports she can get moody and get angry really fast

That is keyonia

by Happy jhjhj February 18, 2018

keyboard-fu

Expertise in the usage of computer keyboards, especially through the use and knowledge of many "Hot Keys", i.e. combinations of keyboard buttons when used together to produce some given action.

The keyboard-fu move for this is Command + Option + Shift + s, which brings up the Save for Web Devices menu.

by Ben L in Paris December 21, 2007

Keyboard Spaz

Someone who doesn't have words to express something and they pound on the keyboard to show how excited/angry they are. Can also be used as a noun to describe the text of a keyboard spaz.

-internet chat room-
Person 1: Did you hear? Someone baked a 400 pound brownie!
Person 2: 823yu4iwhjfkfisdhsadknf;sdjfhoasuidfhsa REALLY?!!!??!!?!!?!
Person 1: Keyboard spaz much?

by Mitchmich May 6, 2010