You dumb motherfucker.How dare you try and define the god almighty JOSHUA? He can read your fucking MIND with his 31 foot SCHLONG. He will fucking dominate you, mentally and physically. He will whoop your ass with a 2x4, then whoop the 2x4's ass. He might even whoop the 2x4's ass, using you as a fuckin cricket bat. He will skull fuck you if you wrong him. Last time I had an encounter with Josh, he looked at me and mentally fucked me. I was never the same.
by God 420 69 May 7, 2019
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by Somerandomassuser12002 December 18, 2017
Get the joshua goodsall mug.Joshua or well known as Josh is a BBC. He likes praising the Lord whenever he goes to church. One of his day regimes are listing to his favorite Rapper which is another well known BBC and he goes by the name of Big Shaq and Asnee. You can see Josh every day moving those cornflakes and smoking trees. Josh Only friend is Richard, they have a daily routine When they are saying goodbyes: ''Hold tight my brudda'' which means in the real world: ''See you later/Good luck!'', as you see it's a very roadman style, after Big Shaq released his hit song ''Man's not hot''. That style is totally no BBC like and it's banned in the church as well as Richard is.
by Gaston Avto December 25, 2017
Get the Joshua The BBC mug.ONE OF THE BIGGEST THOTS YOU WILL EVER MEET. A PIECE OF SHIT, HORRIBLE, JIZZ STAIN OF A HUMAN BEING(is a good music teacher tho). HE IS REASON BABYS CRY WHEN THEY ARE BORN, HE IS THE REASON THE DEVIL IS A THING. HE'S LITERALLY THE ANTI-CHRIST. WILL GIVE YOU ANXIETY AND PANIC ATTACKS JUST BY LOOKING AT YOU.
"RUN ITS JOSHUA PARTIDA" the kids said while crying and running out of the band hall
"Bro you beat your wife?" "Yeah, none of your business." "Bro, your JOSHUAPARTIDA is showing."
"Bro you beat your wife?" "Yeah, none of your business." "Bro, your JOSHUAPARTIDA is showing."
by Boinoi May 2, 2018
Get the Joshua Partida mug.A bearded man who knows what he wants, and will do almost anything to get it. He fears nothing, he got balls to do anything you can possibly imagine..His heart is beautiful, just like is red beard, and only very few people have touched it. But he touches the hearts of many, and doesn't even know it. His face is as beautiful as his beard and wonderful as his personality. The way his eyes light up when he smiles, could make your heart stop. Everyone that meets him will leave with a smile; he can make anyone laugh. He is usually sarcastic and bit of an asshole, but it only makes him human. He cares for the people in his life, and doesn't care for others options. His weirdness is what makes him special, and that's why people love him. He can be hard to understand and few people try. Being smart is an understatement, genius would be a better word. He enjoys tinkering with things, trying to figure out how they work. He is kicks ass playing video games and likes to smoke pot now and then. He stands up for whats right and will make his point clear. Every girl who finds him wants him for herself. But he's picky and only chooses the ones who make him truly happy and matches his weirdness. He likes to take his time in a relationship and make the girl feel special as much as possible. When he falls in love, he stays in love. Once he's in a relationship, he stays committed to his girlfriend and will never leave her for any reason .
Person 1: " Are you dating Joshua Surber?!"
Person 2: " Yeah, and it was the best choice I have ever made. *happyface* "
Person 2: " Yeah, and it was the best choice I have ever made. *happyface* "
by ShareBearRawr October 15, 2017
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Get the joshua sosa mug.When your giving a chick a rim job, (eating her ass out) but she doesn't tell you she has a severe case of anal leakage. Better know as a Sloppy Joshua
"Was having a good time with this chick last night, until I started to give her a rim job and I got a sloppy Joshua, shit was everywhere".
by Boss red September 7, 2016
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