Jose

Pot head who passes out while he's sitting up on a chair and passes out when he says he gonna chill with you
Or friend who constantly passes out on you or comes to hang out with only to pass he enjoys passing out on your couch on your chair and you bed. If he's not passed out at your place he's passed out at another another place. He habitually passes out bit will not never admit to it

V:hey where's jose wasn't he suppose to hang out with us tonight?
M:you know what jose is doing right now.
V:.....passed out?
M: passed out

by Greed117 December 12, 2018

Jose

The worst possible human alive. He can fight and will beat your ass up. He can make you mad and you can LAST UP TO FOREVER WITHOUT TALKING TO HIM. He’s a dumbass to😌

WOW THATS A JOSE

by Cool club penguin December 14, 2018

jose

a ugly sucker

have you seen jose

by drew16666 January 2, 2019

Jose

Jose is a quite common name. Jose's are always hard working, they are determined to accomplish anything (even if its a difficult task). Jose's tend to have big Dicks. Treat Jose right. They are often Pisces'

Woww, look at Jose working his ass off!

by GeniousGeekMinds January 14, 2019

San Jose Water

New Amsterdam Peach Vodka & Sprite

Instead of buying drinks inside the venue, let's pregame with some San Jose Water

by thatonedudemaloof June 12, 2018

Jose

A slang word deriving from Louisiana, specifically the south such as New Orleans. Commonly spelled in many variations. It is usually used to refer to people being imprisoned or sometimes used as a way to express someone flirting with or attracting another person.

Hey Jose!

Yeah?

You heard that old man was josin for smokin crack?

by TheWild88 June 13, 2018

Jose

Jose is a sexy male and if he runs into Jocelyn they will be the best couple you ever seen in the world.

Bro have you seen Jose with that one girl Jocelyn?

by Jose + Jocelyn June 30, 2018