jeff basos

the action of losing a shit ton of money in a divorce and then being publicly shamed to the point of losing all your hair and looking like a boiled fucking egg screwed a 54 year old Russian guy

wow that guy looks like a real jeff basos, what a loser

by Communist boi 68 plus 1 March 13, 2019

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Jeff'd

To be jeff'd is to have one's asshole licked in a delicate but succulent way. One will often see how far one's tounge will get in and have a proper scoop around. Everyone wants to be Jeff'd... Do you?

Ideally you have to be on your back with your legs at a 90 degree angle for proper access to the anal cavity.

Started off in August 2019 in Prague and became a trend.

I got jeff'd last night and it's put a spring in my step and she didn't have to pay for pudding it's a win win situation.

by Cardiff Jeff August 23, 2019

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Jeff

Jeff is commonly used as a name for silly duck but can be used for people as well e.g nymphs Jeff jeff

Jeff the duck went for a walk with nymph

by Jessyttt October 15, 2019

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Jeffery ratio

An unreasonable and unenjoyable ratio of alcohol to anything else.

Yooo this Jeffery ratio sucks dick.

by Lawlderp December 7, 2019

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jeff nugs

a phrase used to describe the unimpressive looking or very small cannabis nuggets upon purchasing a bag of weed.

"Hey dude do you think this dealer will give me gas?"

"Hell nah that dude gives Jeff Nugs."

by stivodivo March 18, 2020

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Jeff

Jeff is a person that everyone has, a person that is always with you side by side no matter where you go. He is the person that you can always depend on to help you in no matter what it is. Everyone has a Jeff and even if its not another person it may actually be yourself.

You're my jeff

by sujfjb December 16, 2019

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