Tiffany: *foams at the mouth*
Tiffany: *stares at Jeff with MAD jeff eyes*
Jacob: whoa holy shit that girl has a bad case of Jeff eyes
Jeff: wait I might actually get my dick barely sucked today. AWESOME.
Tiffany: *stares at Jeff with MAD jeff eyes*
Jacob: whoa holy shit that girl has a bad case of Jeff eyes
Jeff: wait I might actually get my dick barely sucked today. AWESOME.
by bonerpatrol456 September 29, 2017
you get jelly put it on someones stomach and you have to put toenails in it, chocolate, and the main thing jelly. then lick it all off and eat it
by jeff roller June 23, 2015
by Jesse Yepez King of all that implies fucking November 08, 2016
Jeffery Robert Blim has really big and sexy and hot and awesome and fat and huge and ginormous honkly donkly fat ass sex mount looking dysphoria crushing absolutely massive man titties.
P1: Wanna watch Twisted?
P2: Yeah, have you seen Jeff Blim as Aladdin?
P1: Yo, right, he has massive man-titties, right?
P2: Right, yeah, let's go
P2: Yeah, have you seen Jeff Blim as Aladdin?
P1: Yo, right, he has massive man-titties, right?
P2: Right, yeah, let's go
by JeffBlimIsHot December 15, 2022
Jeff Blim is an actor, singer, writer, composer, and lyricist. He is largely known for his work with Team Starkid, notably having performed in Holy Musical B@man, A Very Potter Senior Year, Twisted, Trail to Oregon, The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals, Black Friday, and Nightmare Time. He's written the music and lyrics for TGWDLM, Black Friday, Nightmare Time, and Trail to Oregon, as well as co-writing the book to Trail to Oregon with Nick and Matt Lang.
Some of his additional work largely includes playing Paul Gauguin in the musical Starry, playing Chuck and understudying Ren in the 2008 national tour of Footloose, and appearing as Jonah in Royalties, alongside many other smaller projects/shows. He also hosts a podcast with his friend Jon Matteson called Rim Tim Timmy's Fun Time Hour.
While having a more "chaotic" internet presence (mostly around 2016-2019), he's been leaning away from the chaotic persona and beginning to become more private, while still interacting with fans through 1-on-1 lessons and workshops through Artists and Beyond in 2020.
Some of his additional work largely includes playing Paul Gauguin in the musical Starry, playing Chuck and understudying Ren in the 2008 national tour of Footloose, and appearing as Jonah in Royalties, alongside many other smaller projects/shows. He also hosts a podcast with his friend Jon Matteson called Rim Tim Timmy's Fun Time Hour.
While having a more "chaotic" internet presence (mostly around 2016-2019), he's been leaning away from the chaotic persona and beginning to become more private, while still interacting with fans through 1-on-1 lessons and workshops through Artists and Beyond in 2020.
Person 1: Hey, do you know who Jeff Blim is?
Person 2: Of course! He wrote all of the music and lyrics for the Hatchetfield series, right?
Person 1: Yep! As well as the music in Trail to Oregon!
Person 2: Of course! He wrote all of the music and lyrics for the Hatchetfield series, right?
Person 1: Yep! As well as the music in Trail to Oregon!
by waterlillymiller November 11, 2020
blind guitarist with a hell of a lot of talent...did a great blues rock version of "white room" by cream
by stube45 September 28, 2013
God himself. Actor, director, and writer of various comedy and drama productions. This man is possibly the perfect human. Faster, smarter, stronger, short. He is on a spiritual and intellectual level so high. The few to come into contact with this elusive figure, are enlightened. They are taken to a level of “not being a shit actor” for a moment, before Jeff disappears into the shadows. His IMDB page probably had religious text or fashion tips, most likely related to banana republic, on it at some point. Although he is not known to most people his work is incredible. As an acting teacher, he goes above and beyond what’s expected. He is so incredible he actually has a cult made up of various enlightened individuals called “the falcon”. Jeff does not affiliate himself with this cult but he knows of it. Truly, a god among men.
Guy: who is that guy
Enlightened individual: THATS JEFF SWEARINGEN OH MY GOD
Jeff: please leave me alone
Enlightened individual: THATS JEFF SWEARINGEN OH MY GOD
Jeff: please leave me alone
by Falcon worshipper February 10, 2022