blind guitarist with a hell of a lot of talent...did a great blues rock version of "white room" by cream
by stube45 September 28, 2013
God himself. Actor, director, and writer of various comedy and drama productions. This man is possibly the perfect human. Faster, smarter, stronger, short. He is on a spiritual and intellectual level so high. The few to come into contact with this elusive figure, are enlightened. They are taken to a level of “not being a shit actor” for a moment, before Jeff disappears into the shadows. His IMDB page probably had religious text or fashion tips, most likely related to banana republic, on it at some point. Although he is not known to most people his work is incredible. As an acting teacher, he goes above and beyond what’s expected. He is so incredible he actually has a cult made up of various enlightened individuals called “the falcon”. Jeff does not affiliate himself with this cult but he knows of it. Truly, a god among men.
Guy: who is that guy
Enlightened individual: THATS JEFF SWEARINGEN OH MY GOD
Jeff: please leave me alone
Enlightened individual: THATS JEFF SWEARINGEN OH MY GOD
Jeff: please leave me alone
by Falcon worshipper February 10, 2022
A person that is awesome at trivia, and is remembered for being a GOAT. He is well known for his amazint matches at Wrestling Trivia Clash.
by The Bruh Sky March 06, 2021
by qwertyqtqt November 11, 2016
When someone sends a GIF or text so cringe it doesn’t even elicit a response;
a message so disturbing the receiver must take a screenshot and pass it around like a hot potato just to cope with the pain of holding it in their memory
a message so disturbing the receiver must take a screenshot and pass it around like a hot potato just to cope with the pain of holding it in their memory
ex: someone sent me a jeff today and I almost threw my phone out the car window. Then realized I might actually want it to call a therapist.
ex: After no one responded, he realized he was sending a jeff and would need to try to pull it off as a joke.
ex: my friend got a jeff message last night and immediately roofied herself just to forget
ex: After no one responded, he realized he was sending a jeff and would need to try to pull it off as a joke.
ex: my friend got a jeff message last night and immediately roofied herself just to forget
by qazwsxcderfv May 10, 2020
Jeff Molina is an MMA fighter currently fighting in the UFC’s flyweight division. He is the best looking flyweight and sources say he has the biggest dick in entire UFC.
by Oak Clif Killer November 24, 2021
John is like Jeff Flezos
by CashMoneyY'all January 04, 2021