by Dizzmo December 1, 2016
Get the The Jeff and Waynemug. When you get angry at a game for no reason then leave and start punching shit for no reason leaving everyone in the party stunned in amusement
by Geopeo October 27, 2020
Get the Being a jeffmug. 
Person 1: Hey Bro! I'm going to do a Jeff Pesos!
Person 2: Bro that's crazy you're going to be so rich!!!
Person 2: Bro that's crazy you're going to be so rich!!!
by Payday2CheeseBurger August 4, 2021
Get the Jeff Pesosmug. 1) Inability to recall, remember, or recollect participation in events, the parties involved, or topics discussed during said events when confronted by a third-party.
2) Commonly used but very Robust Legal Defense when caught in an incriminating situation or possibly lying - most commonly used in lieu of "pleading the Fifth". Legal experts have concluded this defense to be unbeatable when challenged.
3) A Widespread Contagious Epidemic Medical Condition affecting a person's memory - not unlike dementia but more selective and insidious. Commonly exhibited symptoms are the patient's repetitive insistence using words and phrases like:
" I don't recall....."
" I don't remember...."
" I do not recollect...."
" I can't recall...."
" I forget...."
However, because there are multiple derivations of these statements, an accurate diagnosis should only be conducted by a trained Medical Professional Politician. Currently, Electro-shock and medically induced coma appear to be the only available treatments. There is no known cure available at this time. Because of the extreme contagious nature of this illness, humane euthanasia is often the only alternative for certain cases.
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2) Commonly used but very Robust Legal Defense when caught in an incriminating situation or possibly lying - most commonly used in lieu of "pleading the Fifth". Legal experts have concluded this defense to be unbeatable when challenged.
3) A Widespread Contagious Epidemic Medical Condition affecting a person's memory - not unlike dementia but more selective and insidious. Commonly exhibited symptoms are the patient's repetitive insistence using words and phrases like:
" I don't recall....."
" I don't remember...."
" I do not recollect...."
" I can't recall...."
" I forget...."
However, because there are multiple derivations of these statements, an accurate diagnosis should only be conducted by a trained Medical Professional Politician. Currently, Electro-shock and medically induced coma appear to be the only available treatments. There is no known cure available at this time. Because of the extreme contagious nature of this illness, humane euthanasia is often the only alternative for certain cases.
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1) I had to pull a Jeff Sessions when my girlfriend asked me if I had sex with her sister.
2) I pled a Jeff Sessions when my boss asked me what happened to the report he requested.
3) It's not looking good. Our pastor admitted to having sex with a hooker, then he suffered a Jeff Sessions when confronted by the congregation
2) I pled a Jeff Sessions when my boss asked me what happened to the report he requested.
3) It's not looking good. Our pastor admitted to having sex with a hooker, then he suffered a Jeff Sessions when confronted by the congregation
by rumpel4skn January 25, 2018
Get the A Jeff Sessionsmug. This name sounds like a silent letter in a word, silent but meaningful and necessary. When he's comfortable with you and you are already close with each other, he may be loud too. A funnyman. Romantic, almost everyone wants to have a Jeff Lawrence in their lives. Someone who is too nice, so be careful. You may fall for his weirdness. Rest assured, you'll be at peace when you're with him.
There's just something unexplainable about Jeff Lawrence, on how these women and men turn their heads back on him, jaw dropped.
by Mr.ssavvy March 10, 2022
Get the Jeff Lawrencemug. A 'project' were you write jeff ♥ is written across your arm like brendon urie did on the tonight show for spencer smith`s ill father.
by Jessurie August 15, 2011
Get the The jeff projectmug.