A highly underrated actor most commonly known for his role in Jurassic Park who loves to watch people take a shit as this is his number one kink and considers it his "chaos theory".
Jeff Goldblum: Oh my heavenly spirit. I found a pile of dog defecate on my lawn!
Some guy: Shut up, no one's talking to you Jeff Goldblum!
Cheap, Arrogant, Man-whore. Herpes infected and gawd knows what else...Extremely self-assured. Liar. Addicted to steroids. Small penis, but huge ego. If you meet one, RUN!
Who on earth would hang out with Jeff Miller?
Jeff Miller would be the perfect match for any nasty prostitute.