Jordan

a guy who is not gutsy enough to ask out a girl

"ask her out bro"
"nah man i feel like a Jordan."

by thebezelowner June 1, 2018

Jordan

lies about his age

Jordan: I'm 16
Me: oh I'm 15!

Jordan: jk I'm 15 I turn 16 this summer

by hvshbrown June 5, 2018

Jordan

lies about his age

Jordan: I'm 16
Me: I'm 15
Jordan: jk I'm 15 I turn 16 this summer

by hvshbrown June 5, 2018

Jordan

My absolute best friend in the entire world who is an incredible artist! I look up to her so much and she is always fun to be around. A super nerdy girl who rocks her style and has great taste in clothes ilysm

A show Jordan just recommended became my favourite she has such great taste!

by itsmyoppinion May 2, 2018

Jordan

Jordan is a young loving man with a humongous horse dick!

Jordan is hot and sexy!

by KrypWalkJ39234 April 19, 2020

Jordan

Jordan is a annoying, old looking, horny ass person. He has no chance in getting a good girlfriend and is no where close to being smart. He never shuts the fuck up.

person1: Jordan,shut the fuck up!

Jordan: Blah blah blah

by SHADOWBOI!!@## February 26, 2020

Jordan

He looks like a girl and is inferior to all

Jordan is my least favorite person ever

by Chickenwaffle89 March 5, 2020