Jordans

Expensive shoes worn by the douchebags in school.

Thomas: Check out Trevor strutting around the school in those Jordans.
Michael: ikr! He's a real douchebag.
Thomas: ikr!

by CashNetUSAdotcomMan August 05, 2018

Jordan

Another word for a huge dick.

Hey, that dude seems pretty mean.
Oh yeah, He's a Jordan

by Squidward's Testicles February 06, 2018

Jordan

In the female case a Jordan is very hot and is most likely to get an std before she turns 18. Biggest ho around. Her pussy pops more than an old mans knee with arthritis.

Do u know Jordan? - U mean that really hot girl?

by Friend of a Jordan January 07, 2019

Jordan

Jordan is the sexiest and funniest guy you ever meet. He is very charming with his words. If you ever meet a guy named Jordan, don't skip the chance to meet him in person or hook up with him, for as you would be the most luckiest girl to have him. Also, slide in his DMs because it is good luck if you do so. Jordan is also a weeb.

"Are you Mithzykun?" -2
"Yes, Are u Jordan?"-1
"No!!! Just kidding" -2 XD

by Ghost Weeboo August 02, 2017

Jordan

A stuck up asshole who uses girls and is a complete dick to everyone

God I hate Jordan

by Emo chick May 02, 2019

Jordans

A n*gga's Favorite shoes.

"Bitch! Don't step on my Jordans!"

by john00 January 30, 2015

Jordan

Jordan is a cute, athletic girl. Is very outgoing and funny. When you hear her laugh, it just makes your day. She is very smart, but stubborn. She has lots of friends because she is good at being social and nice to people. She has blonde hair and beautiful eyes. She also hates it when she hurts other people in any way. Jordan is someone that you would really want as a friend.

“I need a Jordan in my life.”

“I think everyone needs a Jordan.”❤️

by Chippgirl_18 October 15, 2018