Puddle fishing

Fucking the first person who comes out of the subway

When a strange man sees the first to exit the subway he will go puddle fishing

by sugarbaddiehoneyglisspoohbear May 8, 2023

Puddle

A bowl of melted METH in pipe that you smoke

“Hey wanna smoke a puddle?”

by CarwynIestyn July 13, 2022

puddle jumper

A term for Cuban. They're like Mexican wetbacks because the know how to jump fences, but they have to "jump" across a puddle to get to the United States, most likely Florida.

That puddle jumper is stealing all the jobs in Miami!

by mo11 May 30, 2016

Puddle stomper

A slur that is said when somebody particular of Asian descent is being obnoxious, rude, needy, or a punk.

Leave it to the puddle stomper to be mad that she isn’t getting that designer bag.

by Owler45 October 11, 2025

cuddle puddles

Cuddle Puddles are body flows from the sexual arousal of cuddling with your girlfriend/boyfriend/snag/wife/husband/snatch or whoever😂😂
They are literally within, on the tips of, or splashed in unseen places and perhaps the bedsheets. 😂

Mad cuddle puddles permeated from the heated bodies of Sally, Jesse, and Raphael as they touched teased and stroked one another in a sexy trio of threesome-foreplay. Bubble bubble bubble then splash splash splash!!

(**Everyone involved in the above scenario was 21 and over)*

by Treebonics June 9, 2018

Sun Puddle

the most band ever

Guy 1: hey dude, have you heard this new song by Sun Puddle?
Guy 2: bro why the fuck are you speaking like that no one has conversations like this outside of text books.

by YourAverageInternetMicroCeleb April 19, 2022

Mug puddle

Mug puddle - The water, captured on the bottoms of inverted cups located on the top shelf of the dishwasher, forms a small puddle and can be used to indicate the dishwashing cycle is complete.

For example, Pearl asked, "Hey, are the dishes clean in the dishwasher?" Earl answered, "I don't know. Are there any mug puddles on the coffee cups? If so, the dishes are clean."

by Quippy-One December 29, 2023