by whovian._.holmes April 04, 2023
One whom enjoys being pissed on by overweight women; similar to a pirate hunting a whale in the ocean, a puddle pirate is one who seeks out fat women for the free food she supplies and the overwhelming stench of her “squirt”.
by thabiznass June 03, 2022
Karl was the lucky one to awake from the cuddle puddle. So he proceeds to jerk off on everyone turning the cuddle puddle into a cummal puddle.
by The Dave’s October 02, 2023
by JCA/Bremerton December 28, 2021
A term commonly heard from by young hicks from parkhill Ontario. Puddled is used when teens plan to get absolutely interplanetary at any occasion fit for drinking. First used to talk about Ethan porters birthday puddled is very fun to say and it means you'll be getting fucked out of your tree.
by Ran ran boban February 24, 2018
A state of lethargy that an individual resides in. Commonly associated with being thrown into a chaotic social life and burning out over time.
*Paul finds himself in a state of desperation and seeks help from his closest of friends: Rachel, Avery, Nate, and Alex.
Paul: Ohh golly, friends, I am so puddled after this long night of silly activities.
Rachel: *walks away*
*Paul diverts his complete attention to Avery*
Avery: Ohh biblically Paul, made you should take a hefty nap.
Nate & Alex: *in unison* Lets all go sleep together! I know you have been puddled!
Paul: Ohh golly, friends, I am so puddled after this long night of silly activities.
Rachel: *walks away*
*Paul diverts his complete attention to Avery*
Avery: Ohh biblically Paul, made you should take a hefty nap.
Nate & Alex: *in unison* Lets all go sleep together! I know you have been puddled!
by starvedchild2002 September 09, 2021