Junk Mail

Girl 1:"I got some junk mail the other day."
Girl 2:"How was it?
Girl 1:"I got three 'letters' at once!"
by beefstew429 April 04, 2011
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Junk mail

Mail containing heroin.
I hope I get that junk mail I've been waiting for, is it ever gonna get here?
by Solid Mantis November 20, 2016
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junk zombie

One who is addicted to, and often uses, illicit drugs,primarily narcotics(heroin, morphine, codeine, ecstacy,etc). The name is in reference to the zombielike state induced by these substances(apathy, lethargy, sluggishness)
jill:hey,where'd ron go?
michael:prob'ly went to shoot up some more heroin.what a junk zombie.
by red commie bastard November 26, 2006
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junk-tucker

a male who owns and/or drives a vehicle that feminates him, causing his genitalia to be placed between his thighs while operating
Only a junk-tucker would drive an Audi.

You can't drive that Lancer, you are not a junk-tucker.
by Dirty Jerka August 14, 2008
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Junk-box

Junk-box is a verbal declaration used to completely stop (or change subject of) a conversation between individuals, or a group of individuals when the context of the conversation is deemed inappropriate, disgusting, boring, or rude.
Person1: Hey, look at this! You can see the bone sticking out.
Person2: Junk-box!
by Majin'Buu February 24, 2012
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Jiggle Junk

when you have gay sex and you grab your balls and shake them as hard as you can until both partners feel pain. Then after each parter sucks their balls to relive the pain.
Me and my boy friend played jiggle junk last night, my favorite part is when he sucks my balls, the pain relives and we get more intimate.
by Joeeeeee August 03, 2014
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Dunk it and junk it

casual sex you intend to have with another person with no intention of contiuing a relationship. Most likely a one nite stand. Most likely said to a friend about a hot girl.
by aldeshsa May 05, 2009
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