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shop naked

To shop for items online; to buy things from an online store.
I think I'm going to save myself a lot of holiday shopping hassles and just shop naked.
by CleverConveyence December 10, 2008
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shopping diet

A self-imposed exercise in frugality, that consist in restricting yourself to buying only the bare essential during a certain period of time, as a way to trim back on spending.
“I am sick and tired of consumerism so, I will go on a shopping diet for the rest of 2010.”
by rperazag July 22, 2010
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window shopping

when you look through your friend's "friend list" on Facebook or a similar site to find attractive people that you can get your friend to introduce you to.
Hey Henry, i was window shopping your facebook friends list and i was wondering if you could introduce me to Shirley?
by pb phoot September 13, 2009
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Tool Shop

A person who is the most annoying one-upper, douche bag ,tool around, a tool of such unimaginable proportion the term "Tool shop" is the only thing large enough to describe this individual .

They are quite literally the mother of all tools .
Ruth: "Did you hear that guy ?"

Ben: "Yeah what a tool "

Ruth: "He was more than that Ben ! , he was a total tool shop !! a fucking B and Q superstore !!"
by not a chance man September 19, 2009
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Pop Shop

A strip club that offers full nude dancers but serves no alcohol. Often available to 18+ due to the lack of liquor.
We can't go to Grinders since Joe is only 18. Let's try the pop shop instead.
by Antonin8079 September 22, 2013
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malt shop

The congregation of bitties in the 1950's. Where bros would go to poach the girl.
Hey man, let's go to the malt shop, I hear Ashley is down there.
by RaileyBace June 26, 2014
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soap shop

A place where women rub female customers until they ejaculate
Guy 1 : Oh snap i forgot my soap at the soap shop
Guy 2 speaks quietly : Why would you even want to bring your semen with you?
Guy 1 : What?
Guy 2 : What?
by Perhaps a pedophile January 31, 2018
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