by CleverConveyence December 10, 2008

A self-imposed exercise in frugality, that consist in restricting yourself to buying only the bare essential during a certain period of time, as a way to trim back on spending.
by rperazag July 22, 2010

when you look through your friend's "friend list" on Facebook or a similar site to find attractive people that you can get your friend to introduce you to.
Hey Henry, i was window shopping your facebook friends list and i was wondering if you could introduce me to Shirley?
by pb phoot September 13, 2009

A person who is the most annoying one-upper, douche bag ,tool around, a tool of such unimaginable proportion the term "Tool shop" is the only thing large enough to describe this individual .
They are quite literally the mother of all tools .
They are quite literally the mother of all tools .
Ruth: "Did you hear that guy ?"
Ben: "Yeah what a tool "
Ruth: "He was more than that Ben ! , he was a total tool shop !! a fucking B and Q superstore !!"
Ben: "Yeah what a tool "
Ruth: "He was more than that Ben ! , he was a total tool shop !! a fucking B and Q superstore !!"
by not a chance man September 19, 2009

A strip club that offers full nude dancers but serves no alcohol. Often available to 18+ due to the lack of liquor.
by Antonin8079 September 22, 2013

by RaileyBace June 26, 2014

Guy 1 : Oh snap i forgot my soap at the soap shop
Guy 2 speaks quietly : Why would you even want to bring your semen with you?
Guy 1 : What?
Guy 2 : What?
Guy 2 speaks quietly : Why would you even want to bring your semen with you?
Guy 1 : What?
Guy 2 : What?
by Perhaps a pedophile January 31, 2018
