authentic relationship

Its five key characteristics:

- trusting morally ambiguous people
- refraining yourself from changing people who clearly urgently need to be fixed; loving people for the mess they are
- having transparent communications with liars and judges
- admitting your real delusional expectations to resentful people not hired for that job
- weather storms with the wimpiest sailors

Something very hard to find on Tinder.

Jane: What are you doing?
John : I'm shopping for an authentic relationship online.
Jane: Gosh... better look for a needle in a haystack!

by CharlesM January 04, 2015

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Open relationship

It's simple enough, if you seal up the leaks, your relationship will be airtight again, it wont be open.

Not everything needs to be loosened in life, things fall apart that way. An open relationship is one of them.

by Solid Mantis October 07, 2020

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quickburner relationship

Someone you rush into a relationship with that doesn't last very long our end very well.

Beth: Didnt you just start dating Tom?
Sarah: yeah but it was just a quickburner relationship..easy come easy go

by jadedheart84 December 11, 2012

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hobo relationship

When someone gets into a relationship to avoid being homeless

She's in a hobo relationship so she doesn't end up on the streets

by Islandgrl 1111 June 13, 2019

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Harrison Relationship

It’s where a man and woman. Or two women or two men are in a relationship and don’t bother to cheat on each other. It’s from a roleplay where George Harrison and someone would not cheat

Ally and Michael have a Harrison Relationship

by SpencerT May 12, 2018

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