hurt like giving a knife a hand job

Self-explanatory idiom.

When I got spurned by Cheryl, it hurt like giving a knife a hand job.

by LeanBeefPasta November 28, 2010

did it hurt when you fell from heaven

A saying or pick up line that is super cheesy and old and SHOULD NOT be used. Ever. Never.

Guy: Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Girl: No. It didnt. Cuz I crawled up from Hell.

by Diana Prince Wonder Woman March 30, 2017

did it hurt when you fell from heaven

A saying or pick up line that is super cheesy and old and SHOULD NOT be used. Ever. Never.

Guy: Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Girl: No. It didnt. Cuz I crawled up from Hell.

by Diana Prince Wonder Woman March 30, 2017

My foot hurts and I don't know why

A pain in the foot, caused by something or other that cannot be identified, could be as simple as a sharp pebble in your shoe to as bad as you having stage four cancer tumor in your foot.

Guy1: Ow, my foot hurts and I don't know why.
Guy2: That sucks.

by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 21, 2022

it only hurts when i laugh

It means that laughing is not your cup of tea....broadly speaking it means laughing doesn't suits you...

Today was a good day,i enjoyed a lot but, in the evening i got a news that my friend passes away actually IT ONLY HURTS WHEN I LAUGH!!

by rokabomber November 19, 2015

my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give

When you REALLY don’t care about anything/anyone

Toxic little kid: Dude you suck ass at this game. I don’t understand why anyone wants to play with you or even talk to you.
Me: Bro my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give.
Everyone in the voice channel: *laughs*

by Fireguy47 September 25, 2020

The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees

Something said when you pwn someone so badly that you need to use a graphic blowjob metaphor.

Dear Lakers,

The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees.

Love, the Pistons

by Mike Fellatio July 02, 2004