Hulk Hands

An awkward, often painful handjob given by an inexperienced female where the recipient's penis is squeezed in a pulsing manner rather than stroked up and down, resulting in the discomfort of the recipient.

"I thought she knew what she was doing up until she completely crushed my penis with her Hulk Hands."

by hulkhands May 20, 2010

talk to the hand

Phrase used to tell someone that you do not wish to listen to what they have to say and that they may as well stop. Gesture of palm of hand in stop stance displayed to person we are making comment to simultaneously

I am over listening to what you have to say so just talk to the hand arsehole

by David Arnott September 2, 2003

hands in the pockets

a non-literal snowboarding term, "hands in the pockets" refers to a trick done with such steeze, it looks as though they could have just kept their hands in their pockets.

"Did you see that kid? Cab 270 on, pretzel out--hands in the pockets. Sick."

by B Kramer January 19, 2008

Hand Kid

A kid at my school that does these wierd things with his hands (he is NOT masturbating) and makes odd sound effects that consist of whooshing and exploding style noises. Most people theorize that he is pretending to act out a war between spaceships or between magical wizards. Hand Kid also does wierd stuff like hiss at people during lunch and in the halls or wear wierd hats shaped like cats and claim that they're dragons.

Dude! Hand Kid is doing the hand thing!

by Lord Bargon February 1, 2005

Left Handed

Having a natural preference to complete more tasks with your left hand rather than your right. Being able to successfully and skillfully do things with the left hand. Left handed people are often brilliant, more so than right handed people. If not brilliant, which is very possible, they are usually creative in some aspect.

Left handedness is NOT always passed on through genetics; Every person in my entire family for generations have all been right handed, but all of a sudden, here comes me and my two sisters. We are all three left handed.

Allison is left handed because she writes with her left hand and does other things with her left hand as well.

ambidexterity

by Miss Wisdom December 14, 2011

hand condoms

noun- The cheap disposable plastic gloves that food service enployees have to wear

Before she packaged my buffalo wings, the deli counter person put on a pair of hand condoms.

by YoucancallmeFloyd July 20, 2008

Lesbian Hands

The softest fucking hands in the world. Most lesbians have very soft hands

Damn you have lesbian hands girl

by Little Button June 27, 2016