greedy hamster

A selfish fuckbag who only looks out for ones self interest and prosperity

Brandon screwed the crew over $2.50 on payroll that greedy hamster

by Timmy t-ReX July 4, 2017

Hamster Chard

Someone who is dry asf and in love with ryan reynolds but isn't gay

Emma : bro that guy is defo a hamster chard.

by James rejenold January 2, 2022

Hamster hole

your ass hole

“I’m purchasing your hamster hole.”

by hamsterhole June 28, 2018

The Wet Hamster

To get a wet sponge and clean off a women's vagina while having oral sex.

I gave her the wet hamster last night!

by Dannielio April 21, 2007

Clean the Hamster Cage

Any excuse for getting out of work, an obligation or promise. Sometimes thought to be a sexual euphemism, but not. A reason to be lazy.

A. Boss: Can you stay late this evening, we have to ship twenty more units before 5pm?

Employee: Sorry, boss, but I have to get home as soon as I can to clean the hamster cage!

B. Person 1: Can I get that money back that you borrowed last week?

Person 2: Sorry, but I have to get home as soon as possible to clean the hamster cage!

by anonymous March 26, 2022

hamster porn

Hamsters doing sexual acts in front of a camera. Which is submitted into hamster hub.

Madi does hamster porn for a living because it amuses her. Love you madi 😝

by Spider lashes for life June 12, 2022

hamstering

When a person or company reaches a foregone, usually emotionally-driven conclusion, and then rationalizes their actions with backwards logic in order to justify their loopy bullshit. Hamstering occurs when people arrive at a conclusion first, and then look for reasons to justify what they already believe.

The entirety of the flat Earth conspiracy theory can be boiled down to hamstering.

by OneRedFox May 21, 2025