To get a hold of your life, to fix your shit together, to sort your fucking shit out or to have at least some sort of control in your life.
by GuitarDroid248 July 28, 2020
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Get the grip it an rip it mug.When you grab a girls ass but instead of cuping the cheek you slide your fingers in her crack like your grabing a bowling ball.
Whilst CJ was skeemin' on cheeks he bowling ball griped that girl. I'm pretty sure she's never coming back here again.
by Spicoli4420 February 7, 2009
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PaperBOy- It'll cost ya.
Gangster-*pulls out gangster grip* what?
PaperBoy-umm. here take it.
PaperBOy- It'll cost ya.
Gangster-*pulls out gangster grip* what?
PaperBoy-umm. here take it.
by riseagainst4eva January 1, 2009
Get the gangster grip mug.When a Very obese women who has fat sausage fingers give a man a handjob causing his penis to be crushed by the grip
"Yo james why is your dick all bruised and dismembered"
james: " Nat gave me the Big mac Grip on my Couch."
james: " Nat gave me the Big mac Grip on my Couch."
by Jamie White September 5, 2008
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If your finger can touch your thumb your girth is below average
If your finger can touch your thumb your girth is below average
how's your grip masterb8r?
Although yearning for escalation from all his fucking homework a grip master will have neither handies nor pussy and the only oral activities he'll get will be laughter at his hard short skinny penis, but he's always down to fap especially encoregasm
With grip master aspirations jizzing a dozen a day he failed to recognize his cock fell short of the five inch average penis length for six months into puberty which is well short of seven inch average penis length.
More laughable still he could tuck two knuckles gripping nowhere near five inch average girth.
A grip master grasps shaft from pelvis up, right hand atop left, leaving no penis exposed. If he had average length there would be some penis exposed -- if he was hung another hand stacked would still leave some penis exposed with fingertip unable to touch thumb.
Although yearning for escalation from all his fucking homework a grip master will have neither handies nor pussy and the only oral activities he'll get will be laughter at his hard short skinny penis, but he's always down to fap especially encoregasm
With grip master aspirations jizzing a dozen a day he failed to recognize his cock fell short of the five inch average penis length for six months into puberty which is well short of seven inch average penis length.
More laughable still he could tuck two knuckles gripping nowhere near five inch average girth.
A grip master grasps shaft from pelvis up, right hand atop left, leaving no penis exposed. If he had average length there would be some penis exposed -- if he was hung another hand stacked would still leave some penis exposed with fingertip unable to touch thumb.
by heatHerize January 16, 2013
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Victim (after being gripped): Wow double teaming I see...
Ape 1 & Ape 2: Haha Gg Ez FUnny fOrTNItE daNcE tIMe tO tElL MY pareNtS Of mY gREaT AchievEmeNT!11111!!
Ape 2: oooGA boOgA cHOcCY MilK
Victim (after being gripped): Wow double teaming I see...
Ape 1 & Ape 2: Haha Gg Ez FUnny fOrTNItE daNcE tIMe tO tElL MY pareNtS Of mY gREaT AchievEmeNT!11111!!
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