Rusty Grenade

The act of defecating and ejaculating into the the palm of ones hand and tossing it over an object (e.g. a book) into the unsuspecting mouth of the target.

I gave Daniel a rusty grenade today while we were playing magic cards. I won the game.

by Daniel07 October 29, 2011

smoke-grenade

A one night stand that you meet using the website Plenty of Fish (POF). The origin of this term comes from the similarities between the sound of a smoke-grenade (poffff) and the acronym POF. Also, a one night stand is expected to clear out in a relatively short amount of time, much like a smoke-grenade.

"Hey bro, what are you doing tonight?"
"Not much man. I'm about to go meet up with this smoke-grenade I've been talking too."

by skwarekneedles September 27, 2013

Jumping on the grenade

A term used when a wingman takes the ugly girl interested in you, leaving you open to swoop in for her more attractive friend.

Me: Her friend is so hot, but the ugly girl is into me
Wingman: I'll take her off your hands so you can try the hot girl
Me: Thanks for jumping on the grenade, man. I owe you.

by Knowlton School ofArchitecture March 5, 2015

grenade pin

a used tampon that is hidden so it will smell up the room.

Sally was fighting with her boyfriend for the final time. She could no longer handle the fact that he liked to watch Mr. Rogers during lovemaking. Right after they had sex she told him it was over and proceeded to leave a grenade pin under his pillow so that he would find it weeks later. Or soonder depending upon the smell factor.

by pbrgirl September 23, 2005

Grendal

The female version of a taint,the taint is the little piece of skin between your ball sac and anus.

Man, Did u see the grendal on that chick? Look under the vag. n u will see a little bitty piece of skin the kinda looks like a taint.It's purdy

by hyph April 13, 2008

grenade

(noun)—a lady friend of a potential conquest who blocks your advances on their friend's behalf. Please Note: a wingman may be needed to "dive on the grenade".

"There's one huge grenade launcher, there's one grenade, and then there's one cutie."—Mike "The Situation," Jersey Shore

by NEW JERSEY Diet-SHORE-nary May 2, 2011

phone grenade

Step One: Steal your friends phone and run into the other room(don't let them know)
Step Two: Go into their contacts and pick someone embarrassing
Step Three: While it's ringing, run to your friend and hand them their phone.
This will cause them to act like an idiot while they try to answer their phone, or if no one answers, while the person calls your friend back and has to explain what happened.

Kellen- phone grenade!
Bill- uh,uh,uh what?

by ¡Kellen! January 20, 2009