If there is grass on the playing field

If the girl is old enough to have 'grass on the field' than she has reached puberty and has pubic hairs, making her 'game'.

"is your girl old enought?"
"Hey... if there is grass on the playing field, then play ball"

by bhgtbtbhtbhtnh July 26, 2006

grass boarding

"grass boarding" to take a snowboard and/or a sled and tie it to the back of a quad or dirtbike and be pulled on grass.

person1-damnit whens it going to snow
person2-well how about we just go grass boarding

by theblauth December 10, 2008

GrassFart

When you stand naked in the middle of an empty field on a non windy day and let out a long and Blissful fart letting the grass sway Leaving a few turd splatters as you walk home

Wow i did the most beautiful grassfart yesterday! it was so relaxing!!

by ToxicXrainbows February 25, 2010

grasshoppering

When you've freshly shaved your legs, and find yourself rubbing them across each other like a male grasshopper "playing his fiddle" for the rest of the day.

I finally bought a new razor yesterday, and have been surreptitiously grasshoppering at my desk today.

by MyWiddlePwny April 13, 2015

Grass & Ass

Meaning smoking weed and having anal

Boy: YO GURLLL! WANNA GO GRASS & ASS

by Juti boe July 2, 2017

Grassage

A combination of “grope” and “massage” to explain a motion of grasping and rubbing.

I gave her boobs a bit of grassage

by Picklington November 8, 2017

Grass

Chinese Internet culture use this as a replacement for f*ck/to f*ck.

Hey, your oven is burning.

Grass.

by Idiot enlightened April 13, 2022