shit goblin

n. one who eats large amounts of chocolate pudding and has remains of it on their face post consumption.
by sarah j. April 03, 2006
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Cock Goblin

More commonly known as a "dick monster", is one who partakes in the scarfing of many cocks.
-Do you think she'd put out?
-I'm pretty sure, I heard shes a Cock Goblin.
by Bearded_Man May 28, 2010
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Cock Goblin

An odd combination of a rooster and a goblin.
It's Cock Goblin and his sidekick Sword Polisher.
by that other guy over there August 08, 2008
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Snatch goblin

A snizzle demon indigenous to the region between a woman's hair crown and her fun spot; potentially dangerous and known cause of jimmy malfunctions.
Aw, man, my jimmy split last night when I was banging that ho, and I covered her baby tubes with an avalanche of sticky snow. I'm pretty sure there was a snatch goblin in there.
by Sam5232 December 02, 2007
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sarm goblin

a teenage male that has an unreal amount of stregnth and abuses perfomence enhancing drugs such as, sarms, tren, Dbol Ect...
i tried to get a bench on monday but the 39 sarm goblins had already taken it
by sarm secluder 69 December 02, 2021
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booty goblin

Exactly what you would expect.

But not what you expect.
Person 1: Man, Yuri is such a booty goblin...
Person 2: I know right!
by Dunsparce Meta December 27, 2017
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Slot Goblin

A lonely, lifeless waste of human potential (normally overweight) that wastes all of their money pressing the same button on a slot machine whilst sipping Diet Coke.
That slot goblin Cole took sold all of my baby formula so he could play Starburst again!
by Keemmcmeme December 27, 2021
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