shit goblin

n. one who eats large amounts of chocolate pudding and has remains of it on their face post consumption.

geeze you look like a shit goblin!

by sarah j. April 22, 2006

Cock Goblin

More commonly known as a "dick monster", is one who partakes in the scarfing of many cocks.

-Do you think she'd put out?
-I'm pretty sure, I heard shes a Cock Goblin.

by Bearded_Man May 28, 2010

Cock Goblin

An odd combination of a rooster and a goblin.

It's Cock Goblin and his sidekick Sword Polisher.

by that other guy over there October 4, 2008

Snatch goblin

A snizzle demon indigenous to the region between a woman's hair crown and her fun spot; potentially dangerous and known cause of jimmy malfunctions.

Aw, man, my jimmy split last night when I was banging that ho, and I covered her baby tubes with an avalanche of sticky snow. I'm pretty sure there was a snatch goblin in there.

by Sam5232 December 29, 2007

sarm goblin

a teenage male that has an unreal amount of stregnth and abuses perfomence enhancing drugs such as, sarms, tren, Dbol Ect...

i tried to get a bench on monday but the 39 sarm goblins had already taken it

by sarm secluder 69 December 2, 2021

Poop Goblin

A poop goblin is a goblin who comes up from the toilet drain while you’re pooping and proceeds to force your poop back into your anal canal. Poop goblins are known for having very strong arms and a hatred for poop.

Elijah: Omg my asshole hurts so bad!
Rozlyn: Why Elijah?
Elijah: Last night my poop goblin tore my anus forcing my fecal matter back into my anal cavity!!

by yeetodahaww October 31, 2019

booty goblin

Exactly what you would expect.

But not what you expect.

Person 1: Man, Yuri is such a booty goblin...
Person 2: I know right!

by Dunsparce Meta April 22, 2018