shit goblin

n. one who eats large amounts of chocolate pudding and has remains of it on their face post consumption.

geeze you look like a shit goblin!

by sarah j. April 22, 2006

Cock Goblin

More commonly known as a "dick monster", is one who partakes in the scarfing of many cocks.

-Do you think she'd put out?
-I'm pretty sure, I heard shes a Cock Goblin.

by Bearded_Man May 28, 2010

Cock Goblin

An odd combination of a rooster and a goblin.

It's Cock Goblin and his sidekick Sword Polisher.

by that other guy over there October 4, 2008

Snatch goblin

A snizzle demon indigenous to the region between a woman's hair crown and her fun spot; potentially dangerous and known cause of jimmy malfunctions.

Aw, man, my jimmy split last night when I was banging that ho, and I covered her baby tubes with an avalanche of sticky snow. I'm pretty sure there was a snatch goblin in there.

by Sam5232 December 29, 2007

sarm goblin

a teenage male that has an unreal amount of stregnth and abuses perfomence enhancing drugs such as, sarms, tren, Dbol Ect...

i tried to get a bench on monday but the 39 sarm goblins had already taken it

by sarm secluder 69 December 2, 2021

booty goblin

Exactly what you would expect.

But not what you expect.

Person 1: Man, Yuri is such a booty goblin...
Person 2: I know right!

by Dunsparce Meta April 22, 2018

jewish goblin

A goblin that steals your weed when you're not looking

Where did my weed go it must have been a Jewish goblin

by Connor12 July 8, 2015