Turd glove

A small bad creature or thing

Listen to that annoying sparrow chirp in the tree. what a turd glove

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) April 22, 2024

scouse gloves

To pull your sleeves down over your hands

Ere me hands are freezing Dave ...well pull your scouse gloves down

by Dave Angel eco warrior January 24, 2021

Blue Gloved Santa

A Santa that forgets his gloves at the strip club, so he has to borrow an elf’s blue gloves.

We heard Santa exclaim as he flew out sight, “I left my gloves at the damn strip club last Friday night,” but Daniel the elf came tip toeing by and brought Santa a pair of his blue ones to try (blue gloved santa).

by DJTruth December 10, 2022

Philadelphian Boxing glove

The act of inserting your fish into someone’s anus, picking them up and punching someone else with the said person like they are a boxing love

Yo did you hear about Andre got into a fight with a bunch of people and the bar last night? He gave the little dude a Philadelphian boxing glove and beat the hell out of the 4 other guys with him. Poor little man walked like a bow legged cowboy out the bar

by Reddawn2036 January 13, 2024

gloving season

A collegiate tradition started on December 3rd 2019. The act of walking behind an unsuspecting person and throwing a glove over their head and onto the ground in front of them, striking fear and panic into the heart of the victim.

Example:
Me: OMG!! I was walking to class the other day and I got so scared!
Catherine: OMG!! Why?
Me: Justin totally just gloved me!

Catherine: You poor poor thing, it is gloving season...

by Macaronboi December 3, 2019

snot glove

Kleenex. Tissue for your nose.

Hand me a snot glove...I've got to sneeze.

by victorzulu November 29, 2010

Jelly Glove

When you take a latex/rubber glove, cover it in jelly, and shove it up someones ass.

Hey Tom, shut the hell up or ill Jelly Glove you.

by ThaOtherGuy December 22, 2010