throat-gash

throat-gash when you wake up with a sore throat out of nowhere and within a few hours becomes a chest infection

Fuck man, I woke up this morning feeling like a dude with a 41” telly head had stuck his fat stumper down my throat. Fuck it’s throat-gash

by Sutty9 December 27, 2018

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Bangers and gash

boobs and vagina.

I bet she serves up lovely bangers and gash.

by Copywriter? April 30, 2016

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Noun - Australian English. A person who is so crass and disgusting, that they make you vomit a bit in your throat just by speaking. Someone with no morals. Someone who is a bottom feeder.

Etymology: I can't think of anything worse to describe a lady's genitalia than the word gash, It's so crass,
I can't think of any creature on this earth worse than a maggot. They spawn from nothing and are disgusting.

Can you believe that Hillary Clinton lied about being shot at when getting off a plane in Serbia? What a gash maggot.
-OR-
Donald Trump is a gash maggot for imitating a disabled journalist during a press conference.

by CunningLinguistAusmerican August 20, 2024

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more mash in the gash

to shove more than just your shaft in

I finished by putting more mash in the gash

by fazeseizure February 13, 2017

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No Splash, No Gash

The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)

Toilet salesman: "No Splash, No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."

by Bigby89 September 7, 2020

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