head full of lettuce

Having a head full of lettuce - to be extremely stoned.

"Dale, you can't smoke up before you shift!"

"It's cool, nothing makes me enjoy physical labor more than head full of lettuce."

by comeonbabylightmyfire April 9, 2013

The Full Rush Limbaugh

The Full Rush Limbaugh is a sexual position, typically in "Canine Fashion" in which the dominant party is adorned with a hyper-realistic mask of an African Bush Elephant (Loxodonta africana), as well as a spandex and/or latex leotard, styled with the flag of the United States of America. The submissive party will promptly sing "America the Beautiful" during intercourse.

"Hey dude, I was over at Cindy's house the other day when her parents were at work; I gave her the Full Rush Limbaugh."

"No Mr. Garrison, I will not give you The Full Rush Limbaugh."

"Speedy Gonzales received The Full Rush Limbaugh from Judy Garland."

by Billy_You're_A_Chocoate_Sailor July 18, 2014

Pocket full of change

When your boss makes 6 figures But gives you a hand full of coins to pay for their lunch

"What this rich bitch doin with a pocket full of change?"

by Sheep1081 April 24, 2016

go full mayonnaise

To perform sexual intercourse with an extraordinary loose (and moist) vagina, mimicking the auditory experience of penetrating a jar of mayonnaise.

Today I'll go full mayonnaise. My wife gave birth the other day.

by pete the partyhog February 8, 2019

awe-full

When you are beyond Awesome because being Awe-full is above some and this puts you over the top and above and beyond feeling awesome, amazing and great. Be Awe-full with two LL and you are beyond happy. So put a negative word and turn it into positivity feeling in life.

Oh I’m so awe-full with two LL that I’m beyond awesome. Full of life and happiness let’s be Awe- FULL

by Glpchick9 October 24, 2019

I got 2 pockets full of sunshine

To have something that is better than what someone else has, to have something really cool/interesting.

Guy 1: You ain't got shit!
Guy 2: Mother fucker I got 2 pockets full of sunshine!!

by ThatCoolGuyYouDon'tKnow June 26, 2016

shut the full cup

A nice kid friendly way of saying "shut the fuck up" Basically you need to shut the fuck up because your being an annoying bitch and you need to leave

"Hi mom just came back from school whatcha doin'?"
"Nothing really."
"You have been fucking our neighbor"
"shut the full cup"

by PredaPerfectly January 13, 2017