fucktard 

The act of someone being fucking retarded.

John: Hey dude I got 20$ what can I buy with it

Houston: That new dvd its only $16.99

John: Oh...do I have enough?

Houston: Fucktard.....

fucktard by Tacoloverhaha July 10, 2010

Fucktard 

verb, noun, pronoun, everything and anything.
1.) Used to describe a best friend, friend, boyfriend, girlfriend, enemy, archrival etc. when they are being fucken retarded. Mostly used in affectionate ways towards friends, enemies not so much.

God you fucktard.

Fucktard by Squareheadlol October 12, 2010

fucktard 

a cross between a fucker and a retard

you're a fucktard

fucktard by therealannie September 26, 2011

Fucktard 

Fucktard is the mix of the two words: Fucking and Retard

In 2012 fucktard was nominated for The Best Compound Word Award at the annual Awesome Words Awards. Unfortunately though, fucktard lost to the word cum-swapper.

"Trevor, you are a fucktard." says Howie
"Trevor, you are a giant fucktard that swaps cum with other guys, therefore you are a cum-swapper." exclaims Zac

Fucktard by Definitely Not God March 14, 2013

Fucktard 

A fucking retard.

Me: whats chris doing

Friend: Idk hes a fucktard...

Fucktard by ComeHole August 25, 2013

Fucktard 

Someone who is unbelievably stupid and has incapibility to understand the defenition of fucktard itself, making me write this fucking defenition.
A.k.a person who is an egoist, thinks they're cool, a douchebag, thinks they know everything about life, thinks the world revolves around them, but are actually cunts with no IQ.
With this type of person you cannot communicate without losing your fucking temper and just fucking lose your mind and makes you wanna give them a fucking hi-five, in the face, WITH A FUCKING CHAIR.

me: Cool, now bye. I'm unable to deal with fucktard like you

fucktard: like me? #sho

me: Dafuq.

Fucktard by I'm smart you no. November 13, 2013

fucktard 

1. A melding/contraction of the adjective "fucking retard".

2. What women want to be.

1a. You can tell that that girl is fucktard by her face.
1b. You could tell she was fucktard by the way she limped.
2a. You can tell that that girl is fucktard by her face.
alt. You can tell that that girl is fucktard... By her face. ;-)
2b. You could tell she was fucktard by the way she limped.

fucktard by Tony R Mankle February 14, 2015