be fucked

an expression, of british origins, to signify that an individual cannot be bothered or does not care about something, or is too lazy, tired or hungover to tend to responsibilities...see also be assed, be arsed.

i would have done the dishes today, but i couldn't be fucked.

i might have gone to work today, but i was so hungover when i woke up that i couldn't be fucked.

by sin_77 November 6, 2006

fucked up like a T-rex

To be so out of your minde that your arms donot function and you just growl when you talk.

Look at him he fucked up like a T-Rex.

by jakesgixxer April 26, 2011

cluster fucked

to get shafted because everything comes down on you at once

Dude: How'd you do on your midterms?

Me: I got cluster fucked :(

by wangster November 6, 2003

fucked to shit

The art of being so deep, one cannot begin to even think of surfacing back into the normality of life.

'Charles, you didn't make the last pick up on time. That's three in a row. Consider yourself fucked to shit.'

by G-man From Mish September 4, 2008

I'm Fucked Up

The term used if someone likes or does things that are typically found messed up or extremely gross.

I laugh at dead people and people say that I'm fucked up

by Mr.Mistaken March 6, 2018

To Be Fucked List

a list of women/men that one maintains who them desire to have sex with at some point in the future, but for some reason are presently unable to at this point. also known by an acronym of TBFL.

Pete: "You see that bartender?"
Cook: "Yeah, you fuck her?"
Pete: "No, she's loyal to her god damn boyfriend."
Cook: "What, that sucks."
Pete: "Dude, don't worry, I got her on the old To Be Fucked List."
Cook: "You are a wise man."
Pete: "Fortune favors the prepared penis."
Cook: "Your wisdom knows no boundries."

by Pete Dick February 13, 2008

Fucklenuts

A person who is typically screwing up in a large and crazy way.

You had sex with the bosses wife AND got her pregnant? You're a fucklenuts!

by MongerMonger August 17, 2010