frosted brown

To take a dump in a freezer and leave it there.

Fiona lied to me about the disco dump so I left her a frosted brown.

by mud.monkey December 28, 2008

Frosting The Beard

When a man sporting a full beard goes down on a woman with a full bush.

Lumberjack Larry went down to eat Lydia, and thanked him by frosting the beard.

by Ms. Batwing January 19, 2008

frost crotch

the freezing sensation that occurs when you're outside for too long when its cold and the tip of your penis freezes so bad you feel like its getting pricked by needles.

"I just had a 3 hour snow ball fight and my dick hurts like a bitch."

"Oh you must have frost crotch."

by Datbass January 7, 2014

frosting the bun

The act of having sex with a girl from behind before pulling out to ejaculate all over her rear.

Also known as glazing

Last night i was ready to bust my nut so i pulled out and went frosting the buns instead... Im not being no baby-daddy at 16!

by Ckhemikal July 13, 2014

Frosted Flake

When your gay friend always flakes out on you

*texts gay friend* "hey you're late, are you coming?"

*gay friend replies * "oh sorry I can't make it."

You: "ugh, what a frosted flake"

by RSpikes February 1, 2015

the frosted nugget

After you have a bowel movement you turn around and cum on it. Then you slap your girlfriend in the face with it.

My wife wanted some candy so I gave her the frosted nugget.

by K.C.B. February 11, 2015

Frosted Gem

When a person pees inside a condom and freezes it, then another person sucks on it like a popsicle.

He gave her a frosted gem.

by KrazyKatLady36 July 24, 2016