Friend

A person (usually independent and intelligent) who you leave to have a sexual codependent relationship with someone else.

The person you've known for years that goes on the back burner for your significant other.

A place holder until you find someone to sleep with.

The third wheel.

Ex 1:

Girlfriend: Hey let's go grab a bite to eat.

Boyfriend: Alright sure, lets go.

Boyfriend: You mind if I invite John?

Girlfriend: Who's that?

Boyfriend: He's just a friend of mine.

Girlfriend: Well I only made reservations for two at "insert restaurant".

Ex two: Forever alone.

by watwatindahbutt May 10, 2012

Friend

People you’re aloud to call hoes and skanks without being mean

Me: Sup hoe
Random person: wth dude
Friend: No it’s chill she’s my friend

by I ride a goat November 24, 2018

friends

somethings you don't have

"you have no friends!"

by dumbw33b October 14, 2020

Friend

Someone you can lean on and they can also lean on you

Bro1: Dude I feel down today
Bro2: Bro you're my friend, lean on me and when I feel down I lean on you

by lkfdjeis December 5, 2013

Friends

The reason im not dead yet

Thank you guys for being my friends and keeping me sain

by oreo_milkshake March 25, 2020

friends

Something you don't have!

When you feel that your missing something and it's friends

by Jessee1229 September 6, 2016

Plastic friend and fake friend

a plastic friend is someone who is your friend just for advantages and gives back only when he has to, not to get confused with a fake friend, which always is never really kind to you. These friends are usually friends with another one of your close friends that don't see how they're treating you.

Joe: have you seen Bill lately?
Kate: yeah, he was hanging out with Luke and Drew
Joe: Luke is such a plastic friend. Always taking and never giving!
Kate: Bill talked to me about it, he doesn't like it, but he's afraid to lose Drew.
Joe: he's also such a fake friend!
Kate: IKR! he's a Plastic friend and fake friend.

by skjfdngv April 30, 2019