1. When something is so funny that you snort so hard you farted.
2. To snort and fart at the same time
2. To snort and fart at the same time
Person one: Oh my god that was so funny I forted.
Person two: You what?
Person one: I snorted so hard it came out two ways.
Person two: You what?
Person one: I snorted so hard it came out two ways.
by TenorSaxopeal November 9, 2013
by HewieBelli August 2, 2019
The act of resting breasts on your head. And having the breasts ejaculated onto as you try to catch the ejaculate in your mouth.
by Flymtasm November 6, 2022
by oxens April 8, 2021
A fort made from blankets or anything else in a shopping mall parking lot (covered or not) that's used for the purpose of having sex, making love, performing oral, and/or making cumsies.
Them: "Wow! Where have you guys been? You were supposed to meet us at the food court at 12:30! And why are your faces red?!"
Us: "Oh, you know, we were just hanging out in out mall fort and we lost track of time"
Us: "Oh, you know, we were just hanging out in out mall fort and we lost track of time"
by joski519 January 4, 2010
by LOLOLOLOLOLILOLOLILOLOLILOLOLO May 3, 2021
by Rupforts May 3, 2021