keep it three hundred

Three hundred in Roman numerals is CCC, which also stands for "Cool, Calm, and Collected."

I keep it three hundred, like the Romans.

No, Kanye West didn't mistake the Spartans for the Romans.

by Smatribe August 13, 2014

Keep it trubs

pronounced troobs - Keeping it Real, To not bother with unecessary worries & superficial/surface people & beliefs & relationships

Backpacking Europe? Be sure to keep it trubs and have the time of your life!

by El Martini June 27, 2006

keeping me on read

When you view a text message and don't respond. Keeping the sender in "read" status without a reply.

Why are you keeping me on read? You read my message over two hours ago!

by MomTryingToKeepUp March 15, 2018

Keep Out button

The button you push while editing the Urban Dictionary.

That definition was so stupid I had to hit the Keep Out button for a good 5 minutes

by I'm A Fucking Unicorn June 15, 2016

Keeping up with the Kardashians

A common mispronunciation of the title of the television show: Keeping Up With The Shitheads.

I’m going home to watch Keeping up with the Kardashians.

Bro, that’s such a common mistake. It’s Keeping up with the SHITHEADS!

by Brutus The Definer July 03, 2018

keep yourself safe

It means to not do anything stupid and stay safe. It is definitely not an acronym for kys.

Ben: Get out of the road you asshole!
Dean: How about you keep yourself safe!
Ben: How 'bout you keep yourself safe!

by F__D__T 24/7 December 09, 2017

keep your panties on

An expression used primarily in the southern U.S. to tell someone who is acting impatiently to calm down.

Person #1: Ya'll best be fixin' to get them fences up 'fore I get mind to tan your hide!
Person #2: I reckon you keep your panties on, darlin', or you gon' get madder than a wet hen!

by RebelLass84 July 28, 2015