China Kink

A forgotten ritual that has been passed down by generations of incompetent retards. The ritual begins by pressing ones left cheek firmly against any mammal and then pulling the right cheek back far enough that if you let go you will clap the mammal into another reality. If the ritual was successfully completed, you'll gain a Holy packet of 2-minute noodles.

Thy must "China Kink" to remain in existence

by PastaRolls July 29, 2019

bing bong China

Product that is made in China and is of very poor quality.

Mass-produced, low quality product with nonsense brand name.

There's so much more bing bong China on Amazon these days, I end up looking elsewhere for a simple USB cable.

by DSPrice June 16, 2025

walk to china

phrase used to indicate a desire for sexual relations

hey nicole, how long do you think it would take to walk to china?

by Sventeen June 21, 2020

China

The country that has created every single atom.
Everything is made from China.

China: We made everything
Americans: You aren't god y'now
China: Are you sure about that?

..... Are americans really SURE?

by Nonexistant 😔 😔 😔 April 3, 2022

what brings you to the streets of china town

Something that 2 people say to take the piss out of will

What brings you to the streets of china town

Dogs I can smell them

by Not Ellis or tom June 16, 2018

China

1. A country in East Asia

A lot of things are made in China.

by Garnold5808 June 25, 2025

China José

A yellow man of little stature who is mentally 7

You’re being a china josé

by Inglesh September 1, 2025