monkey fucking a football

A helluva lot of action with very little or no result

Applying for fall classes, I had to register with the burser, the advisor, check my prereq.s, and then stand in line, and then I found the class I wanted was closed out. "Man scheduling for classes this morning was like a monkey fucking a football"

monkey fucking a football by Gbbrd October 1, 2006

Monday Night Football 

Popular Football program that made its first broadcast on September 21st, 1970 on ABC. Shows a regular season matchup game each week until the playoffs, begenning at 8 o'clock. Begenning in the 2006 NFL season ABC will no longer broadcast Monday Night Football, but instead ESPN will air it.

It's theme song, "Heavy Action" was originally intended for the BBC show Superstars.

Monday Night Football is on, bring in the bud already!

Monday Night Football by Steagles June 11, 2006

johnny football 

A crazy good player for Texas a&m who is known for being the arch enemy of the crimson tide football team.

That johnny football is so good, he makes me scared for alabama!

johnny football by Katie jones September 14, 2013

extreme football. 

playing football extremely in a thunderstorm.

please take into consideration that football may only be deemed "extreme" when there is a moderate to likely chance of electricution.

bobby-"ahh, man, it's thunderstorming again today"

johnny-"and i was really excited about going and playing football, shucks"

bobby-"hey wait, what if we went and played *deep epic voice* EXTREME FOOTBALL."

johnny-"hey that sounds like fun, how do you play?"

bobby-"you'll see"

fast forward to during the game

bobby-"go long johnny"

*dramatic lightning crash*

bobby-"johnny! where were you on that one?!"

johnny-"ahhhhhooooooooooooooeoeeeeeeeeeeoooooowwwwww"

*johnny's yelps of pain as he stops, drops, and rolls.*

extreme football. by pocatilda. July 3, 2008

Midnight Football 

A sport originally started by Mormons.

It involves 2 teams and a football in an indoor corridor. There is also one person in charge of turning the lights on and off at random. All light is blocked off and the football is placed in the middle of the "field." The chapel overflow of a Mormon church makes a perfect playing field for the game.

Before the game starts the teams have to touch their team wall. When the lights go off every player tries to get to the ball and get it to the opposite wall. Points are scored when the ball is held on the other teams wall when the lights come on. As there is no referee, all sorts of wrestling to get the ball are allowed.

You cannot move or be caught standing up when the lights come on. If you do you will be sent back to your team wall.

"dude, theres blood everywhere from when we played midnight football!"

Midnight Football by groovydudeyo November 9, 2011

Silent Football 

A complicated game which origins date all the way back to the 5th and 6th centuries. Its true creators' identity is unknown, but some believe the game was invented by none other than King Arthur the Great. To play, one must know a Player. A Player is one who has mastered the skill, or has otherwise participated in a game of Silent Football taught by another, and so on. Basically it's similar to the Free Masons. While not being able to list the exact gameplay or rules, it is fairly simple to find Players around you. Just yell, "Hey! What is Silent Football?" Many people will immediately come up to you and teach you. It is not hard to become a Player yourself, but may I say, while it is an honor, it is most definitely a curse. Proceed with caution. You will know what I mean.

Example: "Hey Mike, wanna play Silent Football?"

"Sure man. Gather the others. We will meet in the ally by Krispy Kreame. Don't let anyone follow you, but if they do....well you know what to do."

Silent Football by thefuzeghost April 18, 2017

Rye football 

chabot, lavelle, griffths, tepedino

there's like 100 lavelle's on the rye football team!

Rye football by ryegarnetsfootballyay October 13, 2018