Floating off

To feel depressed or like you’re dying.

Bestie : What’s wrong ? Me: I’m floating off 🥺😭.

by Sara Gordon May 17, 2022

floatingers

Someone who tracks the trends of the Dollar vs the Yen or Yaun with the eagerness of an army of trolls. They can rapidly accelerate the market by ganging up on the stock in a coordinated effort to cause a bubble burst, at the first sign of a downward turn they bail out and bet against the debt. This is why inflation is so high these days.

You floatingers really did it this time. How will you ever recover from this?

by Dick Tripover June 2, 2022

night-float

Rest or move on or near the surface of a liquid without sinking. Except it’s done at night, just staring at the clouds and stars.

I went on a night-float last night.

by TheNightFloaters April 14, 2022

The Floating Rock

The ideal Christmas Gift. (does nothing productive)

Yours for £200 only at shittygifts.com!

by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004

Alaskan Float

When a Man or Woman pours a float into their partner's anus.

Timmy gave his girlfriend Jenna an Alaskan Float.

by SoggyToothbrush December 27, 2020

Cuck Beer Float

After the cuck's partner gets creampied by the bull (a third more dominant partner in a relationship who typically has sex with the hotwife) the partner proceeds to drool the cum over a cup of root beer for the cuck to drink.

This is an expression of dominance and humiliation over the cuckold.

Ex1. After my wife fucked her bull, she made me drink a Cuck Beer Float.

Ex2.
Bull- "Hey pathetic cuck, we made you your favorite dessert. Cuck Beer Float."

Cuck- "Oh yay, thank you wife and bull! Can I stay up past 9pm tonight?"
Bull- "Only if you drink seconds!"

by John_Rus January 10, 2021

Floating

When you’re smoking weed and you’re just below high

Jeff: how’s it going?
Frank: so good, I’m just floating rn

by Busterscruggs January 15, 2021