flamingo pussy

A big pink pussy with loose flapping wings

I pulled down her pants and saw a flamingo pussy

by Mr hahaha April 7, 2016

lazy flamingo

verb - to have an episode of impotence occuring during sexual activity or coitus

I totally lazy flamingoed last night.

by Arvin P. January 13, 2008

Retarded flamingo

The constant cringing of the leg after one's foot is no longer asleep, and they try to walk on it. It looks similar to how flamingos will hold one leg up, hence the name.

"I don't want to get up, because my foot's asleep"
"Trying to avoid the retarded flamingo, eh?"

by Unbalanced June 6, 2009

The Screaming Flamingo

Where one girl sucks one guys dick while jacking off two other guys, and taking it in the ass by another. Thus making her convulse like a screaming Flamingo.

Lets get some bros together and give Lacey the screaming flamingo!

by The extremest June 1, 2011

Flaming Turtle

The position a homosexual male takes after taking a severe anal pounding where he is in so much pain he lies on his back similiar to a turtle on its shell.

Dave was a flaming turtle after his night with Pat.

by The Diz July 2, 2008

Falking

A term coined by "Jess's Mom"; a cunning linguist if there ever was one!

Falking is a term used to describe phone sex with/or without Tigers involved. Also referred to as Textual intercourse.

The word was first coined while "Jess" was in the middle of Falking with an unknown man/woman or tiger. It was like a bad parenting commercial.

"Falking"

Jess: Baby! I miss you so much. I'll call you tonight Falk my brains out!

Tiger: RAWR!

by Suck on these Chinese nuts. April 19, 2010

flamingoed

A rather "interesting" and "intense" way of claiming dominance over your enemy.

Bob: Oh no!!!! We are playing a game! I am losign!
John: OMG I will win!
*bob looses*
John: You just got flamingoed!!!
Jane: John your so hot you just flamingoed him!

by Can Not March 14, 2005