Epstein files

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"The Epstein files must ████████████!"

by undefinedCat December 20, 2025

The files

Oh hey, how's that going? They aren't complying and are redacting things that aren't supposed to be redacted. Fantastic. Because now it is clear to everyone that I, once again, was right all along. There is something wrong with these people and there is only one cure for that.

Hym "Bullets. Several of them. It doesn't matter how America works. Your delusional self-righteous on the matter is what allows them to get away with doing it. Release the files. Unredacted. Now. Arrest the people implicated. Today. OR... Bullet in the brain immediately. And then, while you're at it, get me the credit and the money for creating AI (because I'm not doing it for free) or ALSO BULLET IN THE BRAIN. These people need to cease to exist. A lot of you ALSO NEED TO DO THAT. It's fucking absurd."

by Hym Iam December 20, 2025

Epstein Files

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guy 1: Hey, ████████████
guy 2: sorry i don’t speak Epstein files

by ghostToes December 22, 2025

Epstein Files

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Person 1: Did ███ ████ Epstein Files?
Person 2: █████ ████████████ █████ ████ █████████████ ██

by autumn0 December 24, 2025

Two-Finger Filet

(Too - Fing-Ger Fi-ley)

When you finger a girl with both your index finger, and your middle finger.

"I sir, am an expert on the subject of the Two-Finger Filet."

"Don't you believe me? I Two-Finger filet-ed the shit out of that hoe."

by Fing-her Filet December 15, 2013

darren bush files

Darren went to kick an innocent pine bush and slipped on his ass like a little bitch. He landed on a pine tree and possibly dislocated his shoulder. There is conspiracy theories about the timeline since the pine tree that dislocated his shoulder was 20 ft away, further than logical for something that would dislocated his shoulder after trying to kick a bush less than 1 foot from the ground.

At Michaels wedding the Darren bush files occurred.

by Happeninginsandiego January 13, 2018

the Rockford files

An ancient tv show from the 70s.

You can probably catch the Rockford files on Netflix.

by THE ALPHA FEMALE May 21, 2018