spit-fiddly

Done very quickly or efficiently. Lickity split. In a jiffy. Origin unknown.

Jimmy tackled that shit-clogged drain rather spit-fiddly, didn't he?

by Sintina April 13, 2015

worm fiddling

The process of hammering a wooden stake into the ground, then rubbing it rhythmically with another object in order to drive worms to the surface of the earth. Made famous by the annual Worm Fiddling Festival in Caryville, FL and often used by fishermen to get bait.

"Has anyone seen Davie?" "He's practicing his worm fiddling in the backyard."

by Worm Man May 29, 2017

figgy fiddler

A person, usually a software developer, that modifies production configuration files without telling anyone.

Dev:" It was a faulty update to a config file i made on production and immediately switched back. It was a very bad call on my part to do that." DevOps: "Fucking figgy fiddler ..."

by PDXDude July 27, 2017

bona fide knockout

a hot woman; a babe

That Jennifer Lawrence is a bona fide knockout

by bahamut24 August 7, 2017

russian fiddleblast

When you stick an rpg rocket up a women’s vagina, cover her in gasoline and stick a match up her ass.

Ima Russian fiddleblast your first born.

by Spoonful of poodin February 18, 2018

Piss fiddle

Another word for a mans penis, dick,cock etc.

TJ’? Yeah I know him...heard that kid sucks a mean piss fiddle.

by Mowtown June 6, 2018

cock fiddles

Dissapointment after an incident, or excitement when coming to a thought or realization.

“Ah cock fiddles. My unicorn can’t even fly.” Or “Cock fiddles! I just found and extra hundred in my wallet.”

by Delta254 July 30, 2018