fat dogging 

1) An old phrase dating back to the sixties or seventies that is one-hundred percent real. 'Fat Dogging' has recently gained popularity in the community college scene, where it would totally be acceptable to throw a themed party based around the expression. Trust me, I'm a doctor.

2) The new dance craze sweeping the nation.

1 - "I'm going to be fat dogging for midterms all afternoon!"

"Hey, I've heard that expression before!"

"You're right Kevin! I can say it all day without it reminding me of bears in any way!

2 - "There's a brand new dance

Based on an old phrase.

It's called the fat dog and it will amaze.

You've heard this expression

Your entire life.

It's not made up, It's not made up!"

fat dogging by Dr. Ian Duncan February 2, 2014

fat dog 

An expression that can be best conveyed as encouraging someone to "hang out and relax, like a Fat Dog."

Don't sweat it, fat dog it.

fat dog by bear dance February 20, 2022

fat nigga 

the one who eats all of the leftovers after you come home from restraunt after claiming to be full minutes before, seconds later after you get home hit fat ass sprints to the door, rams through it and some how makes a fucking 7 foot wide hole in the wall, moments later he makes it in kitchen and inhales all of the fucking food like a vacuum.

damn look at that fat nigga go

fat nigga by nidsnidfsnfds July 24, 2021

fat guy strategy 

The term for the strategy of waiting until the foodservice employee puts the first portion of meat on your sandwich/burrito/whatever to ask for double meat. That way, the size of the first portion isn't compromised by the knowledge that a second portion is coming, and sets a precedent portion size for the second portion, avoiding any size discrepancy between first and second portions. Particularly effective at Chipotle.

Employee - "What kind of meat, sir?"
Fat Guy - "Chicken, my man."
E - *Scoop*
E - "Any vegetables?"
FG - "Actually, can I get double chicken?"
E - "Godfuckingdammit okay."
FG - "Fat Guy Strategy wins again."

fat guy strategy by blarglwharbl July 19, 2014

Fat Choi 

Fat Choi:

He is one of the most unreliable people of all time. He lives in china with his mom and eats noodles everyday. He is a fat boy who gets all the girls. Everyone loves Fat Choi.

Fat Choi is my boy.
Fat Choi saves the day.

Fat Choi by Penny Not Wise September 21, 2017

Fat as fuck 

Someone in that is really overweight

Dude your homey is 450lbs, he is fat as fuck

Fat as fuck by Breaking dancing on cardboard December 19, 2019

fat finger syndrome 

1. A genuine medical condition, caused by a variety of conditions including PTSD, "keypad phobia" and tennis elbow, which result in the sufferer being unable to type correctly.
2. Contrary to popular belief symptoms do not include having fingers so fat you're unable to type correctly.

Commonly abbreviated to ffs.

1. "Almost all of my tweets have typos because of FFS (Fat Finger Syndrome)"
2. "That should say peal not peak. Fat fingers syndrome! Rolling on the floor laughing"
3. "For* and not f4ir... fat fingers syndrome lol"

fat finger syndrome by IANBELL76 February 17, 2021