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toilet fairy

A little magical fairy that lives in the toilet and summons one whenever one may need to drop the duece. Different people most likely have their own fairy because it is very unlikely the toilet fairy can be everywhere at once, she's not F'n Santy Clause.
Overvoice Narrative:
"I really wanted to listen to my new attractive girlfriend's parents talk about what I should and shouldn't do to her tonight, but the toilet fairy kept beckoning me to come and drop the nasty bomb."
by Ben "Dover" July 11, 2007
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fairy blunt

A blunt roller with both weed and mushroom dust.
that fairy blunt made me feel good motherfucker!!!
by dude im not you May 6, 2006
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fecal fairy

A descriptive noun , used to describe a person of homosexual nature, who enjoys the fecal matter found in his or her lovers anal regions.
Dave , the fecal fairy, can never get enough of the fecal matter that he loves so dearly.
by B. Golden October 23, 2004
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Fairy godfather

Did you see that geezer Joe? What a fairy godfather!
by Sniper770 June 24, 2016
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Head Fairy

Noun -

1) A female who is known for her prowess for giving oral sex.

2) A female who gives oral sex to many persons.
Guy #1 - "Dude, do you think I have a chance with that blonde over there?"

Guy #2 - "Hell yeah man, I've heard shes a head fairy."
by Pig Crowson August 5, 2008
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firefly fairy

The firefly fairy frees fireflies from jars, and leaves a coin in their place.
I caught a firefly and put it in a jar, but the firefly fairy let it go. She gave me a quarter, though.
by FairyGuide.com January 24, 2009
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Dew Fairy

A term that can basically be used to describe anyone. Most commonly it is associated with homosexual men or men wearing strange clothing, though this way is not always an insult, simply an observation. It is very rarely associated with women, despite actual Dew Fairies being female. Anyone prancing about or dancing can easily be called a Dew Fairy. It is an insult but not exactly a serious one.

Other words that are associated with this are:
Doo Fairy (As in feces)
'Doo Fairy (As in Scooby Doo)
Do Fairy (As in doing things)
'Do Fairy (As in Hairdo)
Due Fairy (As in being due)

The nice thing about this insult is that it can be translated to any of the others without the person knowing, so an insult can be transferred into a compliment should your boss accidentally overhear you calling him a Doo Fairy or Dew Fairy. Simply switch to Do Fairy, and explain that you were simply saying he does a good job at doing his work, etc.

This insult is otherwise seen in the eyes of the beholder and can be translated however you'd like.
That guy is such a Dew Fairy. Just look at how he walks.
by Cailism September 20, 2010
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