Poo Fairy

An old South Eastern Brisbane Myth that if you drink too much soft drink, you poo stones out and then a poo fairy collects them.

Johnny's Dad ~ Son, If you keep drinking that soft-drink like a camel drinks water, youre gonna get a visit from the poo fairy.

Johnny ~ Whats a poo fairy?

Johnny's Dad ~ When you drink too much soft drink your gonna poo stones then the poo fairy collects them and it's gonna hurt alot.

by Maddo Own[3r] October 6, 2008

wood fairy

Prostitutes that hang around back country roads, especially in Poland

I happened to see the mystical wood fairy today on my way to work.

by Swat Team 6 June 3, 2016

Tree Fairy

The Tree Fairy, also known as the Winter Fairy, brings on the season of winter. The Tree Fairy flys around the world at night, over several weeks late in the year, injecting trees with a special poison. This poison, 'Trisphinxius X' causes, over a short amount of time, the falling off of the tree's leaves. The Tree Fairy works late in the year only, a she takes trips to Bermuda every summer. Legend has it that once upon a time a Norwegian Pine saved the Tree Fairy's life, and as a payment, she has never injected an 'evergreen' since. Hallelujah.

'I am the tree fairy, and I bring you cold, ugly trees!'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 15, 2005

thumb fairy

someone on Yahoo! Answers who deliberately puts thumbs down for any answer.

I had best answer, but the stupid thumb fairy gave me 4 thumbs down.

by jake blinco November 29, 2007

popcorn fairy

Fairies who help in controlling the popping of corn. First befriended by Orville Redenbaucher and brought to America via sea shipping routes. Also known to sprinkle popcorn salt dust on people to make them fall in love with eating popcorn.

theatre staff: "Wow, i almost didn't have enough popcorn."
other theatre staff: "How did you survive?"
theatre staff: "the popcorn fairies."
other theatre staff: "thanks popcorn fairy."

by Thumbtastic Voyager IV October 15, 2008

downvote fairy

A type of troll who goes to an article with which he/she disagrees and systematically gives a negative vote to each agreeing comment. Usually found infesting political opinion news sites and blogs.

"Hmm... Every single comment that agrees with this article has exactly one downvote. Looks like a downvote fairy has been through here."

by servo1969 January 29, 2014

Tooth Fairy

A homosexual vampire

Lestat is a tooth fairy

by Gutterbird January 23, 2009