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Explosive Dildo

An extinct dodo bird brought to life by scientists, and is repeatedly put through selective breeding to mutate it into the shape of a dildo. Then, it has C4 strapped to it and force fed dynamite. Lastly, it gets dropped out of a cargo plane and the explosives are detonated, spraying wet soggy meat everywhere.
My brother got mad at me for shoving an explosive dildo up his ass.
by Professional Racist February 2, 2022
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cocktacular explosion

A Cocktacular explosion is when you're jerking off to porn in a frat house with 12+ other dudes and you all cum at the same time creating a wall plastering explosion.
Man I'm so glad I got invited to Daniels frat party last night! All the bros were there with our eyes glued to the screen, like literally! There was a Cocktacular explosion and I was stuck to the screen!
by Eagleeye July 19, 2016
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dairy explosion

When you are lactose intolerant and you eat dairy. In other words to “blow up” the toilet, “explode” the toilet, or “bomb” the toilet.
Sorry I can’t talk right now, I’m having a dairy explosion because I drank milk.
by amazingcacti100 November 2, 2019
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explosioned

"De many beers... many beers have explosioned on ze flooueh."
by big juicy dick boy July 27, 2021
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gas explosion

What everything that happens in a hidden magical society on earth was blamed on.
Person:"Hey, did you hear about the museum exploding?"
Other Person:"Yeah, heard it was caused by a Gas Explosion"
Person;"Funny thing, there wasn't a single gas source large to enough to cause an explosion of the magnitude"
Other Person:" Yeah, funny...."
*It was at this point that Other Person, knew he had to wipe Person's mind of this revelation, or his entire society would be found. And they can't have that, now can they?*
by Anontheanonymousv January 15, 2019
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explosive cumback

When your girlfriend sucks you off, then you hold her head so you're deep in her throat as you ejaculate. Once done, she slaps you, bursts out laughing with a mouth full, and it explodes in a raspberry all over you and the surrounding soft furnishings!
She sucked me off last night and it ended in an explosive cumback!
by AngryDragon1280 December 5, 2021
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Herniotic Explosion

Laughing hysterically to the point of "exploding."

A hernia is a tear in the abdomen wall -- pain and discomfort caused by tears in some cases by heavy pressure placed on abdomen, ie. Laughing uncontrollably, thus a Herniotic Explosion.
When I saw Bob randomly fall off his chair in the middle of class, I had a herniotic explosion!! hahahahaha!
by Frank88 April 14, 2008
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