by Saitama 777 February 15, 2021
Your humble and average Orange juicer and sloppy giuseppe enjoyer. He loves to take part in goats cheese festivals at the weekend on mondays as well as mastering his great toe nail clipping hobby. Noah Evans is also someone that aspires and strives to be like Jojo giovanni while also trying to look like Johnny Test at the same time. Usually Noah will write Shakespearean sonnets that connote the "quatrilateral" and "quinti kentay" on Thursdays and will also eat Max's rag and bone crates while swimming in the wispy sands of the shorey golds!
"Oi Tom! look at the raggy head over there he looks like a Noah Evans" - Ben "No Ben! He looks like a SHAMINANAAA!!!" - Shouted Tom
by MAx Hudson123456 January 15, 2022
by ur mom is my hoe December 14, 2021
Someone who is addicted to their phone, and insubordinate. He doesn't like to listen, and has terrible taste in music. This type of person has Chlamydia.
Person 1: Oh here comes that Evan Miller
Person 2: WhY iS He aLWaYs oN hiS pHoNe
Evan Miller: Ain't nobody tell me nothin
Person 2: WhY iS He aLWaYs oN hiS pHoNe
Evan Miller: Ain't nobody tell me nothin
by The Urban Dumbass May 10, 2019
by Lil Carrotcake November 06, 2018
by couple things November 30, 2021
by The big ev November 13, 2020