Incest Evan

A person named Evan who dated his cousin and kissed that bitch like bro thats kinda weird.

Hey, that dude fucked his sister, we should call him incest evan

by Lil Carrotcake November 6, 2018

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evan mcnutt

Actually a piece of shit, is so rude and can't get hints for shit. Also sends major mixed signals to anyone close to him. While Evan may attract lots of girls, he is unaware and will not notice untill told to his face

Oh, he must be that Evan Mcnutt kid, see all those girls following him?

by Jjjjjjjjjjki November 15, 2019

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Evan Miller

Someone who is addicted to their phone, and insubordinate. He doesn't like to listen, and has terrible taste in music. This type of person has Chlamydia.

Person 1: Oh here comes that Evan Miller
Person 2: WhY iS He aLWaYs oN hiS pHoNe
Evan Miller: Ain't nobody tell me nothin

by The Urban Dumbass May 10, 2019

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Evan Boss

Name of a white person, very small microscopic cock, that makes shitty memes for fun but no one likes they laugh because they're scared that hell shoot up the school if they don't and also has a very small cock

Damn that guy looks like hell shoot up the school and make shitty memes

must be an Evan Boss

by DarkWolf741 January 19, 2018

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Callum Evans

A 500 page dot to dot book for autistic people

your such a callum evans

by callum’s gay June 3, 2020

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evan figueroa

King Godshit. Son of God George from the Figueroa Clan. Sibling of Holy Spirit Brad from the same clan. Everything he touches turns to Godshit. Can do no wrong. Insane at everything.

Did you see Evan Figueroa just now?! That guy has some major godshit!!

by ZachariahSaliva September 16, 2020

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