Eugene

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is so beautiful that you will temporarily go blind and then go into a coma for 3 business days. She has the coolest jewelry and super gorgeous eyes. AND THE MOST PERFECT BANGS EVER LIKE WHAT?!! She will always be there for you and will find your address and hunt you down if she needs to- don’t get on her bad side.

Child: I think there’s a monster in my closet!
Parents: don’t worry, it’s just Eugene

by MintIceCream?!!!! November 7, 2023

Ebenezer Scrooged

The act of handcuffing your partner's feet and wrists to a metal bed frame and putting ear muffs on to deaden the noise from the metal on metal.

I totally Ebenezer Scrooged this chick after she told me to tie her down. She said her ears were ringing afterward!

by SconnieJoe January 29, 2024

Ebenga

The prettiest girl in the world. Ebengas often have big tits and can sing.

“Ebenga has nice tits!”

by bigbiddiebitch November 20, 2023

eumentrice

eumentrice is a beautiful woman

wow look at eumentrice!
eumentrice is stunning!

by aní🫶🏾 November 21, 2023

Eugene

A weird guy who looks like an egg and never goes outside.
“Kid, you crossed the line.”-Eugene

Eugene is a special type of human or shall I call an egg

by GdXyhd July 13, 2024

Eugene Oregon

she was never interested with you to begin with. if she texted you this and you're confused so you came here, just stop trying bro

Person 1: "Hey! I'm really excited for our date tonight"
Person 2: "Hey, I don't think I can make it anymore."
Person 1: "Oh no, is everything okay?"
Person 2: "Eugene Oregon."

by roneallm August 29, 2024

Eugene

an egg.

Eugene's head looks like an egg.

by justarandomperson12345 March 27, 2024