A cell phone used by many dumb Americans. Many get them for free but some actually pay for them...STUPID AMERICANS!!!! Mainly used in the Forest.
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Get the Sony Erection mug.Should rightfully be named Excelsior Play Center. An actual, legitimate charter/independent-study high school where you can graduate without doing any work. Thousands of students already have discovered the secret of forging parent signatures on log sheets, which are annoying slips of paper that are required weekly and is supposedly proof of student work done. Not only does most of the student population slack off, but it is known that much of the faculty sits around and does NOTHING. However, Excelsior thrives due to a small number of hardworking faculty members and the effort of a very few smart students who, shockingly, actually do the assigned work. But for the most part, be prepared to learn NOTHING.
At Excelsior Education Center:
Student 1: Ok, winter break has ended. For the first week of school, we'll hang out at the mall. The second week, we can hang out at each other's house and watch movies all day. From then on, we'll do whatever we want.
Student 2: Isn't that what we've just been doing on winter break?
Student 1: Yeah...but the thing different is that we'll have to make time to forge our log sheets and "borrow" the answer keys.
Student 1: Ok, winter break has ended. For the first week of school, we'll hang out at the mall. The second week, we can hang out at each other's house and watch movies all day. From then on, we'll do whatever we want.
Student 2: Isn't that what we've just been doing on winter break?
Student 1: Yeah...but the thing different is that we'll have to make time to forge our log sheets and "borrow" the answer keys.
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The "Keener" Student: Oh! I have already done the readings! I --
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Confused Student: Um, Sir? What about totali--
Mr. W cutting off his student for a second time: Oh, alright, if you INSIST! So...
**Supplemental note by student afterwards: He really knows how to please a woman, but it has nothing to do with the rise of totalitarian states. That was a painful class of educational perversion.
The "Keener" Student: Oh! I have already done the readings! I --
Mr. W cutting off his student: I remember last night with my date. God, she was a sexxxy beast. We made glorious, crazy monkey sex all night long. I'd go into further details if you were a little older, but I have a class to teach.
Confused Student: Um, Sir? What about totali--
Mr. W cutting off his student for a second time: Oh, alright, if you INSIST! So...
**Supplemental note by student afterwards: He really knows how to please a woman, but it has nothing to do with the rise of totalitarian states. That was a painful class of educational perversion.
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