Elemental

A human-like creature that can control a certain element of matter. (Earth, Air, Water, Fire)

Snow ladies are considered elementals

by ace122 March 16, 2014

Oak Knoll Elementary School

A rich, top notch, white majority school in Menlo Park, CA. What most people don't know is that there is a huge problem with fighting there. During my brief stay, I witnessed heads being smashed open with bricks, glasses smashed in fistfights, kids bending eachother's arms backwards around tree trunks. Horrible stuff, and the teachers do nothing to stop it.

A typical day at Oak Knoll Elementary School

Smart Student: Oh hi, I'm new here!

Preppy Kid: Lemme show you around. *beats other student's head in with a brick* Fucking nerd...

Juvenile Delinquent: You suck dick! *twists preppy kid's arm around a tree trunk backwards, breaking it in several places*

Mob of Third Graders: Kill! *all grab large rocks and throw them at people, starting a playground fight*

Teacher 1: What's going on?
Teacher 2: *munches sunflower seeds* Oh, just ten year olds commiting acts of deplorable violence. Want some seeds?
Teacher 1: Do I! *munches seeds and watches as the kids beat the shit out of each other* I hate kids.

by The Brown Kid Who Was Only There for 4th Grade February 14, 2008

Element Sock Story

An Element Sock Story serves no purpose and doesn't provide any valuable information to the listener. Usually about one sentence long, it often results in the teller of the story receiving a punch to the head.

An Element Sock Story would be: "Shez has Element socks, and he was like: aw, I have Element socks."

by anus3 December 14, 2009

Elmo dick

The after effects of receiving a blow job from a girl wearing red lipstick, shading the penis red.

Jerry received a bad case of elmo dick from Tina because she wanted to show off her new cherry red lipstick.

by shellystrick4L January 4, 2011

Elenowen

a very influential band from Nashville, TN, who recently put on a concert at Huntington University. the marriage of Nicole and Josh is the driving erotic force behind this band. words used to describe them have been "nudity" "lyrically challenged" "overhyped" "very derived" and
"indie/folk"

Elenowen are the heir apparent to the Beatles

by tortoise101 November 29, 2011

Tibetan tickle me elmo

The lubrication of the genitals with peanut butter and jelly.

Casey totally tibetan tickle me elmoed that guy again.

by phlibbledeebeep October 21, 2010

Tickle me Elmo

A red toy that pedophiles love to play with

pedophile: I love playing with the tickle me Elmo

by Dubiks December 29, 2018