The Portly Edward

CBD Republican who backs the Waukesha commercial powergrab gerrymandering bushwahackers from the Port of Edward. Three-time strike out champion running as a conservationist who has hopped aboard the Shoelace Express.

"Did you hear about the Portly Edward? Shipped out three CBD bottles to Tuscaloo, Iowa. Said so on his Facebook. What a goon.

by xanadude313 October 13, 2019

Montel Edwards

Really cool person who owns Melanie bot.

Yoo did you hear about Montel Edwards' new Melanie bot update?

by anonymous-059023 October 13, 2023

edward gregory

edward gregory is a lovely man who is sweet, kind, funny, sarcastic, a little bit silly, and can't spell to save his life but that's what makes him him.

me: edward gregory is so sweet.
person: ikr!

by knobbysexual January 24, 2022

Edward Tavarez

The sexy beast, also know as Eddy T. Loves sports and video games. Has many friends in different area codes. If you are ever friends with Edward Tavarez keep it for the good.

Damn I saw that sexy beast Edward Tavarez yesterday.

by Daddy Leaver November 7, 2016

Edward Walten

little lad but in a cursive block font. when he was a little lad, Jack Walten made him do the little lad dance..
now jack is gone
but he still likes to do the little lad dance!

"Is that uh Edward Walten from the Walten Files?"
"Yeah but we call him the little lad real here."

by SOU HIYORI AT MCDONALD'S September 28, 2021

Edward Chang

An Asian Snitch with an eight inch WANG

He Is Such An Edward Chang

by FartingFart October 30, 2017

Pulled an Edward

When somebody has "pulled an Edward Cullen," they have acted creepy, stalkerish, or tries to break up with another person on the account of said dumpee being "too good for them."

Jenny: What? You're breaking up with me???
Pablo-the-Edward-Cullen-wannabee: Yes, Jenny... You're too good for me... You're like a saint compared to me.
Jenny: Really? I'm glad you're breaking up with me... Pansy. You just pulled an Edward

Monica: *is sleeping*
Edward-wannabee: * is staring at her*
Monica: *wakes up and sees him* WTF, you freak?!
Edward: *licks lips and jumps out window*
Monica: That freak just pulled an Edward.

by Fluffernugget August 16, 2012