Hot Eduardo

When a person covers their face with saran wrap and lets another person shit on their face.

I let Phil give me a Hot Eduardo, it felt really warm and good.. so i let him do me.

by insane in the membrane April 25, 2004

Edward Cullen

ok wow I got shown the link to this and at first i found it hillerious.

Then it continues and I must say is quite depressing seriously you women need a life.

I must say this just so that you might move on Edward Cullen doesnt exist and the actual human form will never like you lol.

Why would he????

Get a life people

Edward Cullen = Stupid 14 year old girls retarted

by Edward Cullen gay April 1, 2009

Obsessive Compulsive Edward Cullen Disorder

Being completely obsessed with Edward Cullen and the Twilight Saga.

My friend Jayne has Obsessive Compulsive Edward Cullen Disorder. She does nothing but talk about Edward Cullen

by CodyThePony November 23, 2009

Edward Cullen

A non-existant paedophile that stalks girls.
Some girls are "Twi-hard fans" and enjoy it though. Freaks.

Girl1: I woke up and saw him standing there watching me! How the fuck did he get in my room?!

Girl2: Cedric Diggory?!

Girl1: Nah! Edward Cullen! You know, that new freak in school with girl lips?

by edwardhater May 26, 2010

Edgar

Usually a Hispanic or Puerto Rican with a Mushroom haircut, paired with some tank tops, black or white, with brown or dark khakis, and to top it all off... a gold chain... that's most likely painted rub off gold

"That guys haircut.. what's it called?"

"oh yeah thats a Edgar.."

by Cptain_TaskmastR January 5, 2022

Edward Cullen

A fucktard wannabe vampire that is in love with Bella, a fucktard herself. (Omg they should make babies of the FUCKTARD species! Oh, wait! Don't they already have a fucktard child?) He's a vegetarian vampire. A vampire that sucks on animal blood. Not human. And he SPARKLEZ? Nice, he sparkles, also. Yeah, I think Stephanie Meyer got the wrong idea of a REAL VAMPIRE. He's just a faggot pansy fairy that stalks Bella. (Apparently that's "romance" to him) Bella is even more of a fucktard that she even FELL for him! Are you serious?

P.S. If you have NOT read the Twilight Saga, DON'T! JUST DON'T! Don't touch that series if you value your brain cells. That alone is one of the government's conspiracy theories that's gonna kill us all.

Twifan: Like, Oh my god. Edward Cullen is so darn cute! You should read Twilight!

Person: Yeah, I rather not. I'd love to keep my brain cells.

Twifan: How can you survive without reading TWILIGHT?! IT'S THE BEST!!!

Person: Unlike you, I actually want to pass and graduate.

by allergictobullshit May 2, 2010

Edward Bilington-cliff

A person's name, also it has a meaning of dooshbag.

see "douche".

"Edward Bilington-cliff is such a dooshbag."

"Obviously"

by Adam Selby October 19, 2008