cupid's ear

A situation in which one has a severe crush, to the extent that they hear their crush's name being mentioned, even though this isn't the case

"Can you grab some bread?"

"Did you say something about Brad?"
"No, you totally have cupid's ear!"

by YesIjustSaidThat July 27, 2014

glazed ears

When the beef curtains are so large that after eating her box you have glazed ears.

I went down on this chic last night and came up with glazed ears.

by Captain Underpaints February 4, 2015

ear muffing

the sexual act in which two females place there vulvas over your ears to create a ear muffing sensation

"jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"

ear muffing "jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"

by brian mayer July 14, 2015

side ear

The designated ear that hears side conversations when people are talking shit about you.

Hey Denise soooo my side ear caught what you were saying. So I'm a bitch huh?

by Chahi0614 December 24, 2016

Ear balls

Where music has a fun party time

The music was having a party in my ear balls

by bluecupcake July 27, 2019

Ear rape

@the new maui, maui 4 #5778

Ear rape of this boi, was like this
'WhAt CaN i SaY bUt, YoUr WeLcOmE'

by vevojak March 20, 2019

Ear Flubbing

Ear Flubbing is when you repeatedly stroke of flick yours of someone elses ear forward causing it to jiggle. It is also known as Flubbing or Flub

I was ear flubbing my self giving me pleasure the way it jiggled.

by Evinator April 9, 2019